stupidest song lyrics ever? (Shakira)

Uclagamer_99

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umm... that shakira song "whatever"

one of the verses is along the lines of "Good thing my breasts are small and humble...so that you don't mistake them for mountains"

WTF does that have to do with the song? someone help me out here :confused:
 

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<< umm... that shakira song "whatever"

one of the verses is along the lines of "Good thing my breasts are small and humble...so that you don't mistake them for mountains"

WTF does that have to do with the song? someone help me out here :confused:
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uhh.. ok.
 
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<< "Good thing my breasts are small and humble...so that you don't mistake them for mountains" >>


I'd still do her.
 

Tates

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<< I stepped in a puddle of love and got you all over me... >>

:confused:
 

crypticlogin

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I guess the original Batman TV series theme is out of the running huh? At last count, it had two words.. well, one word and one "na".

:p
 

spanky

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i like the lyrics man...especially when she talks about her boobs....mmmm....boobs....
 

Fastball

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If you were as sexy as Shakira, you could sing wacked out lyrics and no one would care either. ;)
 

spanky

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<< If you were as sexy as Shakira, you could sing wacked out lyrics and no one would care either. ;) >>



i would care if she said something about her pen!s... :disgust:
 

HamSupLo

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isn't that line just a direct translation from the spanish version of the song. I think the english version sounds wacked.
 

Zim Hosein

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HenHowC, from what I've heard, something is lost in the translation, besides, Shakira is hot, so I suppose she'll get away w/ anything :)
 

Mucman

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How about this lyric

"Yello man from Timbuktu"

Do they even realise Timbuktu is in Africa, and in the middle of the Sahara if I am not mistaken??? Methinks there will be black people there!
 

lowtech1

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"Who let the dog's out", and "I want to be a cowboy" take the cake for stupidity.
 

spanky

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i liked the spice girls...

with that sexy brit accent...anything they sang/said mad me melt..... :p
 

kru

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i'll second "i wanna be a cowboy" --> "my name is Fred. and one day, i'll be dead."
 

DuffmanOhYeah

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<<

<< If you were as sexy as Shakira, you could sing wacked out lyrics and no one would care either. ;) >>



i would care if she said something about her pen!s... :disgust:
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Touche!
 

Uclagamer_99

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i never said anything about the way she looks...just shakira's lyrics is suck ;)

sounds like a line weird al would sing or something