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Stupid thought....

dxkj

Lifer
Let's say you are saving up for an item... the item costs $2,000 and it is a non-essential item (IE a want)... You manage to save $1k a year. There is also a similar but not as nice item for $1,000



I think I like the idea of going into a casino and putting the 1k on red after a year, and hoping I double it, vs saving for another year...


Worst case scenario, you lose the 1k, and after another year can afford the $1k item instead of the 2k one.... Best case, you end up with the $2k item in half the time.


I really need to get a new job...
 
Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Just give me the $1000 and I'll kick you in the nuts. Same net result.

No, I only have the chance of "Getting lucky" if I bet the money, whereas if I get physical contact from you, involving my nuts, I am "getting lucky" no matter what, oh baby!
 
Originally posted by: dxkj
Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Just give me the $1000 and I'll kick you in the nuts. Same net result.

No, I only have the chance of "Getting lucky" if I bet the money, whereas if I get physical contact from you, involving my nuts, I am "getting lucky" no matter what, oh baby!
I dunno. My foot is pretty damn sexy.

 
Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Originally posted by: dxkj
Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Just give me the $1000 and I'll kick you in the nuts. Same net result.

No, I only have the chance of "Getting lucky" if I bet the money, whereas if I get physical contact from you, involving my nuts, I am "getting lucky" no matter what, oh baby!
I dunno. My foot is pretty damn sexy.

The mentality of a horny mutt?
 
Originally posted by: dxkj
Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Originally posted by: dxkj
Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Just give me the $1000 and I'll kick you in the nuts. Same net result.

No, I only have the chance of "Getting lucky" if I bet the money, whereas if I get physical contact from you, involving my nuts, I am "getting lucky" no matter what, oh baby!
I dunno. My foot is pretty damn sexy.

The mentality of a horny mutt?
Is that what it said next to your picture in the yearbook?

 
Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Originally posted by: dxkj
Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Originally posted by: dxkj
Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Just give me the $1000 and I'll kick you in the nuts. Same net result.

No, I only have the chance of "Getting lucky" if I bet the money, whereas if I get physical contact from you, involving my nuts, I am "getting lucky" no matter what, oh baby!
I dunno. My foot is pretty damn sexy.

The mentality of a horny mutt?
Is that what it said next to your picture in the yearbook?

stalker!
 
Originally posted by: dxkj
Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Originally posted by: dxkj
Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Originally posted by: dxkj
Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Just give me the $1000 and I'll kick you in the nuts. Same net result.

No, I only have the chance of "Getting lucky" if I bet the money, whereas if I get physical contact from you, involving my nuts, I am "getting lucky" no matter what, oh baby!
I dunno. My foot is pretty damn sexy.

The mentality of a horny mutt?
Is that what it said next to your picture in the yearbook?

stalker!
Them is some mighty nice jeans you got on this mornin boy. Now lte me hear you squeal like a pig boy. SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!

 
If you hit the casino....please don't bet $1000. The chance of winning anything.....even on roulette aren't worth the gamble. If nothing else, gamble $250 and see where it gets you....then settle for the $1k item.
 
Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
If you hit the casino....please don't bet $1000. The chance of winning anything.....even on roulette aren't worth the gamble. If nothing else, gamble $250 and see where it gets you....then settle for the $1k item.

This wasn't me seriously considering anything, this was just a stupid thought....


 
The best idea is to bet on dozens (i.e. betting on numbers 1-12, 13-24, 25-36).

First bet $100. If you win, great, you're up to $1200. If you lose, bet $200. If you win that, you now have $1300. If you lose, bet $300. If you win, you're now at $1300. If you lose AGAIN, just end yourself... no, bet the remaining $500, and just hope to hell you win.

Chances are you will end up with $1200-1500!!!!!!!one!
 
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