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stupid things your parents do on computers

Well, pardon the fvck out of me. :|

I am the parent who built the computers, got the certs and work in the IT field. My kids use MY computers to surf teh web and when they have a problem they whine to me.

What makes you little pimple farmers think you are so smart? Maybe you come from trailertrash parents with no idea which side of a piece of toilet paper to wipe their butts with, but this parent knows a hell of a lot more about computers than his kids ever will.

Yeh, my kids have grown up with computers at their disposal and they still don't know their asses from a hole in the ground.

Eat me you biggoted little pimple poppers.
 
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Well, pardon the fvck out of me. :|

I am the parent who built the computers, got the certs and work in the IT field. My kids use MY computers to surf teh web and when they have a problem they whine to me.

What makes you little pimple farmers think you are so smart? Maybe you come from trailertrash parents with no idea which side of a piece of toilet paper to wipe their butts with, but this parent knows a hell of a lot more about computers than his kids ever will.

Yeh, my kids have grown up with computers at their disposal and they still don't know their asses from a hole in the ground.

Eat me you biggoted little pimple poppers.
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Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Well, pardon the fvck out of me. :|

I am the parent who built the computers, got the certs and work in the IT field. My kids use MY computers to surf teh web and when they have a problem they whine to me.

What makes you little pimple farmers think you are so smart? Maybe you come from trailertrash parents with no idea which side of a piece of toilet paper to wipe their butts with, but this parent knows a hell of a lot more about computers than his kids ever will.

Yeh, my kids have grown up with computers at their disposal and they still don't know their asses from a hole in the ground.

Eat me you biggoted little pimple poppers.
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no sex tonight, huh.
 
Originally posted by: MCrusty
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Well, pardon the fvck out of me. :|

I am the parent who built the computers, got the certs and work in the IT field. My kids use MY computers to surf teh web and when they have a problem they whine to me.

What makes you little pimple farmers think you are so smart? Maybe you come from trailertrash parents with no idea which side of a piece of toilet paper to wipe their butts with, but this parent knows a hell of a lot more about computers than his kids ever will.

Yeh, my kids have grown up with computers at their disposal and they still don't know their asses from a hole in the ground.

Eat me you biggoted little pimple poppers.
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:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q
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Did I get my point across? 😀
 
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Well, pardon the fvck out of me. :|

I am the parent who built the computers, got the certs and work in the IT field. My kids use MY computers to surf teh web and when they have a problem they whine to me.

What makes you little pimple farmers think you are so smart? Maybe you come from trailertrash parents with no idea which side of a piece of toilet paper to wipe their butts with, but this parent knows a hell of a lot more about computers than his kids ever will.

Yeh, my kids have grown up with computers at their disposal and they still don't know their asses from a hole in the ground.

Eat me you biggoted little pimple poppers.
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/spits Dr. Pepper at screen while laughing
 
Originally posted by: simms
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Well, pardon the fvck out of me. :|

I am the parent who built the computers, got the certs and work in the IT field. My kids use MY computers to surf teh web and when they have a problem they whine to me.

What makes you little pimple farmers think you are so smart? Maybe you come from trailertrash parents with no idea which side of a piece of toilet paper to wipe their butts with, but this parent knows a hell of a lot more about computers than his kids ever will.

Yeh, my kids have grown up with computers at their disposal and they still don't know their asses from a hole in the ground.

Eat me you biggoted little pimple poppers.
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no sex tonight, huh.
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Kiss my ass, you little wannabe.
 
Originally posted by: amdfanboy
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Well, pardon the fvck out of me. :|

I am the parent who built the computers, got the certs and work in the IT field. My kids use MY computers to surf teh web and when they have a problem they whine to me.

What makes you little pimple farmers think you are so smart? Maybe you come from trailertrash parents with no idea which side of a piece of toilet paper to wipe their butts with, but this parent knows a hell of a lot more about computers than his kids ever will.

Yeh, my kids have grown up with computers at their disposal and they still don't know their asses from a hole in the ground.

Eat me you biggoted little pimple poppers.
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/spits Dr. Pepper at screen while laughing
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I hope your overwhelming mirth is a positive and not a negative.

:roll:
 
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: simms
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Well, pardon the fvck out of me. :|

I am the parent who built the computers, got the certs and work in the IT field. My kids use MY computers to surf teh web and when they have a problem they whine to me.

What makes you little pimple farmers think you are so smart? Maybe you come from trailertrash parents with no idea which side of a piece of toilet paper to wipe their butts with, but this parent knows a hell of a lot more about computers than his kids ever will.

Yeh, my kids have grown up with computers at their disposal and they still don't know their asses from a hole in the ground.

Eat me you biggoted little pimple poppers.
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no sex tonight, huh.
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Kiss my ass, you little wannabe.
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I would love to be you, joining 5 months ahead of me with more than double (almost triple my postcount).

Really, I would love to be you. You are truly my hero.

Except for the fact that you're not getting any sex.
 
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: amdfanboy
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Well, pardon the fvck out of me. :|

I am the parent who built the computers, got the certs and work in the IT field. My kids use MY computers to surf teh web and when they have a problem they whine to me.

What makes you little pimple farmers think you are so smart? Maybe you come from trailertrash parents with no idea which side of a piece of toilet paper to wipe their butts with, but this parent knows a hell of a lot more about computers than his kids ever will.

Yeh, my kids have grown up with computers at their disposal and they still don't know their asses from a hole in the ground.

Eat me you biggoted little pimple poppers.
Click to expand...

/spits Dr. Pepper at screen while laughing
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I hope your overwhelming mirth is a positive and not a negative.

:roll:
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Just laughing because I know so many people who are like the OP.
 
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Well, pardon the fvck out of me. :|

I am the parent who built the computers, got the certs and work in the IT field. My kids use MY computers to surf teh web and when they have a problem they whine to me.

What makes you little pimple farmers think you are so smart? Maybe you come from trailertrash parents with no idea which side of a piece of toilet paper to wipe their butts with, but this parent knows a hell of a lot more about computers than his kids ever will.

Yeh, my kids have grown up with computers at their disposal and they still don't know their asses from a hole in the ground.

Eat me you biggoted little pimple poppers.
Click to expand...

Yeah Baby!😉 I hear ya Man!
 
Originally posted by: simms
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: simms
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Well, pardon the fvck out of me. :|

I am the parent who built the computers, got the certs and work in the IT field. My kids use MY computers to surf teh web and when they have a problem they whine to me.

What makes you little pimple farmers think you are so smart? Maybe you come from trailertrash parents with no idea which side of a piece of toilet paper to wipe their butts with, but this parent knows a hell of a lot more about computers than his kids ever will.

Yeh, my kids have grown up with computers at their disposal and they still don't know their asses from a hole in the ground.

Eat me you biggoted little pimple poppers.
Click to expand...

no sex tonight, huh.
Click to expand...



Kiss my ass, you little wannabe.
Click to expand...
I would love to be you, joining 5 months ahead of me with more than double (almost triple my postcount).

Really, I would love to be you. You are truly my hero.

Except for the fact that you're not getting any sex.
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Your preoccupation with sex says much about where your hand is right now. You might be better served to take your hand off your penis and apply it to turning the pages of books.
😛
 
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Well, pardon the fvck out of me. :|

I am the parent who built the computers, got the certs and work in the IT field. My kids use MY computers to surf teh web and when they have a problem they whine to me.

What makes you little pimple farmers think you are so smart? Maybe you come from trailertrash parents with no idea which side of a piece of toilet paper to wipe their butts with, but this parent knows a hell of a lot more about computers than his kids ever will.

Yeh, my kids have grown up with computers at their disposal and they still don't know their asses from a hole in the ground.

Eat me you biggoted little pimple poppers.
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Right.. when you get stressed out, find a more palatable way than overreacting on some internet forum.
 
my parent's don't touch my computer, but i have a really awful roommate who is significantly older than me and could literally be my mother's little sister by a mere few years. (don't ask. this could turn into a very heated YART thread, and i've been debating posting about it here for some time.)

anyway, she likes to use my computer, saying she'll be on it for "5 seconds max" and then proceeds to queue up a bunch of articles on the internet (we're talking about around 40 -- full color and all) to print ... for hours at a time (5 seconds my butt).

the last time she did that, the printer died, which thankfully was a good thing, because there were still another 24 documents (each being 5-7 pages) queued.
 
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Well, pardon the fvck out of me. :|

I am the parent who built the computers, got the certs and work in the IT field. My kids use MY computers to surf teh web and when they have a problem they whine to me.

What makes you little pimple farmers think you are so smart? Maybe you come from trailertrash parents with no idea which side of a piece of toilet paper to wipe their butts with, but this parent knows a hell of a lot more about computers than his kids ever will.

Yeh, my kids have grown up with computers at their disposal and they still don't know their asses from a hole in the ground.

Eat me you biggoted little pimple poppers.
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I can't speak for the rest of these rubes, but my parents don't touch my computer because I don't live with either of them.
 
wow.... um .....yeah. look, I wasn't meaning offence to happy (hmmm....) or any other techy parent. anyone can do stupid things on a pc (including us "pimple farmers") regaurdless of who does it it's funny. the main reason I stated it like that was because of the name of the SA forum that inspired my post. once again, no offence meant! can we all make up, and laugh at the computer illiterate together. (and if someone complain about me being mean to the computer illiterate, i'm abandoning this topic)
 
umm.... yeah.... I really meant no offence. we all know the wrong person (regaurdless of age) behind a keyboard is a scary thing! the reason I chose the title, is because that was the name of the forum it was based on. seriously, can we just make up, and laugh a the computer illiterate together? (and if some one complains about me being mean to them, i'm abandoning this topic)
 
whoops, screwed up. well there it is twice .... we'll say for good measure 😀
so happy, we friends (or at least not mortal enemies?)
 
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