Stupid teenagers.

MithShrike

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Yes, I myself am a teenager but, I have noticed more and more stupidity from those of my age group. OK as a background setup my school has open campus lunch so we can go and eat wherever we want to. The common hangout is Del Taco; people go here to smoke cigarettes or what have you, I just chill.

Anyway, today, I was eating my lunch from Del Taco, #12, and I saw this kid running out of the nearby Wal-Mart. Three fat men were chasing after him. We had all assumed the kid pulled off a beer run but unsuccessfully and thus had to book it. It turns out he jacked Coricidin. The fool didn't even bother to take the pills out of the boxes but took a whole case. When he came to the Del we all proclaimed his stupidity. One person informed the police and we'll see what's up.

Now, if I were to steal something I would not do it in the way he did. Firstly, there is his choice of goods: Coricidin isn't the greatest thing to steal, yes you can make methamphetamines from it but the resell on Coricidin isn't very high. Secondly, there was his attire and manner: the thief stole the Coricidin while wearing a bright orange and black flame Hawaiian shirt; as to his manner, he freaked out when someone saw him instead of playing it cool. Thirdly, his actions after the fact: the dumbass came over and bragged about the whole thing to roughly twenty people.

So... yeah... I don't know why, but I am still amazed.

:disgust:
 

Zim Hosein

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the thief stole the Coricidin while wearing a bright orange and black flame Hawaiian shirt

:Q

I weep for the younger generation :(

<- Does not condone stealing!
 

MithShrike

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Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
how's that religion coming?

Well, I have decided that we should have centers for the homeless. I shall convert and use mendicants for my army... Wahahahaha!
 

Platypus

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Originally posted by: Mith
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
how's that religion coming?

Well, I have decided that we should have centers for the homeless. I shall convert and use mendicants for my army... Wahahahaha!

Make sure to pat yourself on the back because you think you've done something decent
 

MithShrike

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Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: Mith
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
how's that religion coming?

Well, I have decided that we should have centers for the homeless. I shall convert and use mendicants for my army... Wahahahaha!

Make sure to pat yourself on the back because you think you've done something decent

No not decent, just trying to create a highly loyal army for my jihad.
 

labrat25

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maybe if we're lucky the cops (or darwin) will get this kid soon

one can always hope
 

Kadarin

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Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
the thief stole the Coricidin while wearing a bright orange and black flame Hawaiian shirt

:Q

I weep for the younger generation :(

<- Does not condone stealing!

Although actually, had the guy possessed a modicum of intelligence, it would have been a good plan had he thought about it. Steal something while wearing loud clothing, and people are more likely to remember the clothing than his features. If he could swiftly ditch the clothing, he could get away with it.
 

Nebor

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Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
how's that religion coming?

Mines not so good. I keep praying for a truck to hit you, and so far no luck. I'm starting to think God isn't listening. :(
 

MrDudeMan

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Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
how's that religion coming?

Mines not so good. I keep praying for a truck to hit you, and so far no luck. I'm starting to think God isn't listening. :(

i know...he is ignoring both of us :(
 

Nebor

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Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
how's that religion coming?

Mines not so good. I keep praying for a truck to hit you, and so far no luck. I'm starting to think God isn't listening. :(

i know...he is ignoring both of us :(

CorporateRecreation must be sacrificing more goats than us...
 

nan0bug

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Originally posted by: Mith
Yes, I myself am a teenager but, I have noticed more and more stupidity from those of my age group. OK as a background setup my school has open campus lunch so we can go and eat wherever we want to. The common hangout is Del Taco; people go here to smoke cigarettes or what have you, I just chill.

Anyway, today, I was eating my lunch from Del Taco, #12, and I saw this kid running out of the nearby Wal-Mart. Three fat men were chasing after him. We had all assumed the kid pulled off a beer run but unsuccessfully and thus had to book it. It turns out he jacked Coricidin. The fool didn't even bother to take the pills out of the boxes but took a whole case. When he came to the Del we all proclaimed his stupidity. One person informed the police and we'll see what's up.

Now, if I were to steal something I would not do it in the way he did. Firstly, there is his choice of goods: Coricidin isn't the greatest thing to steal, yes you can make methamphetamines from it but the resell on Coricidin isn't very high. Secondly, there was his attire and manner: the thief stole the Coricidin while wearing a bright orange and black flame Hawaiian shirt; as to his manner, he freaked out when someone saw him instead of playing it cool. Thirdly, his actions after the fact: the dumbass came over and bragged about the whole thing to roughly twenty people.

So... yeah... I don't know why, but I am still amazed.

:disgust:

If you think he stole coriciden to make methamphetamines from it, you're the idiot.

Coriciden has DXM in it, a drug that will make you trip balls at high dosages.
 

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
how's that religion coming?

Mines not so good. I keep praying for a truck to hit you, and so far no luck. I'm starting to think God isn't listening. :(

i know...he is ignoring both of us :(

CorporateRecreation must be sacrificing more goats than us...

Better let the other guy on your team know he is supposed to be sacrificing them as virgins not taking their virginity as a sacrifice.

oh wait the title here is Stupid Teenagers....carry on.

&Aring;