Stupid, skanky people in public

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SAWYER

Lifer
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We go out to breakfast and in the both in front of us was this girl and her bf/husband. I am at the booth and this girl said "blow booty", "head job" and slew of other obscenities within a period of 5 minutes. Her and the bf must have been fighting because he said "it will be a fu*&ing long-ass time before I ever trust your stupid ass". Then to top it off the waiter stops and asks if they need anything and he said some hydros would be nice.

There was a bunch of old people sitting next to them in a table with a look of disbelief on their faces, I felt really bad for them. We ended up moving to the other side of the room so we wouldn't have to listen to them.
 
her209

her209

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This is where you up the ante and start talking louder than them. About midget porn.
 
shortylickens

shortylickens

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Originally posted by: her209
This is where you up the ante and start talking louder than them. About midget porn.
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I somewhat agree.


If you dont have the balls to do something about it, then you deserve to listen to them.


About a year ago when I was at a fairly classy restaurant I got seated next to some loadmouthed assholes who were complaining about their current employment in very obscene and vulgar terms.
Now I spent a little over 9 years in the Navy and find myself fairly difficult to offend, but I do have a strong sense of propriety. I didnt care much for their language in such a nice place. What made it worse was my mom was with me. She didnt seem to mind too much but the little old ladies at the next table were very upset with it.

Every time those fellows had another drink they got a little louder and fouler. When I went to the mens room I stopped by the hostess and informed her of the unpleasant patrons. She made it quite clear she didnt care and wouldnt do anything (poor attitude for such a classy and expensive place). I came back and my mom whispered to me that the fellows were doing much more than just complaining about their day at work, they were also discussing a lot of corporate info in public they shouldnt have been.

Mom is a Senior Paralegal at a big law firm back in DC. She said she had seen many people terminated and sued by their company for having the kind of loud conversations in public they were having. The men were seated right behind me for the entire evening and I was finally tired of them. In a very loud voice I asked my mom to tell me about some of the folks who had been destroyed by their employer. She told me quitely at first and I had to repeat myself a few times for her to take the hint. She then spoke (with volume) about a couple of guys who got drunk in a bar, talked too much, cost their company millions of dollars and ended up in jail for 90 days.
By a strange coincidence, the fellows behind me quieted down about that time.

Good lesson for life:
The definition of the word tact is not "nice". Its "diplomatic".
I have never seen an irate drunk man calm down simply because he was told to. He has to arrive at that decision himself. Sometimes with a little persuasion.
 
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SAWYER

Lifer
Apr 27, 2000
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It isn't a matter of having balls, why start something with someone in public over this? He was a little, skranny guy anyway.
 
onlyCOpunk

onlyCOpunk

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I hate being around people who don't know how to behave in public.

I would've moved too. It's not worth creating conflict over.
 
Jeff7

Jeff7

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Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
Originally posted by: her209
This is where you up the ante and start talking louder than them. About midget porn.
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And tentacle porn
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Or just go teabag his "girlfriend" in front of him. That would go well with their "hydros," whatever that meant, anyway.

 
DangerAardvark

DangerAardvark

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Oct 22, 2004
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"Head job" and "blow booty"? What was this, Clockwork Orange? Did you viddy him? Was he a "skranny" droog?
 
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Cheesetogo

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Originally posted by: Jeff7
Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
Originally posted by: her209
This is where you up the ante and start talking louder than them. About midget porn.
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And tentacle porn
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Or just go teabag his "girlfriend" in front of him. That would go well with their "hydros," whatever that meant, anyway.
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According to Urban Dictionary, "hydros" is short for hydrocodone, which is similar to codeine.
 
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SsupernovaE

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The only reason I go to Waffle House is to experience this segment of society. It's like going to the zoo to watch the monkeys throw feces. It's best to go and observe; it can be very entertaining.
 
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seemingly random

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Originally posted by: feralkid
IHOP > Waffle House.
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This needs to be stated?

Perkins > IHOP

Trivia about waffle house: they make a big deal about burying the key to the front door in the concrete below at each new store since they're open 24/365.

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Getting involved in domestic disputes can be hazardous to your health.
 
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TruePaige

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Oct 22, 2006
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Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
"Head job" and "blow booty"? What was this, Clockwork Orange? Did you viddy him? Was he a "skranny" droog?
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I laughed..so hard..I think I burst a lung.
 
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xSauronx

Lifer
Jul 14, 2000
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Originally posted by: SsupernovaE
The only reason I go to Waffle House is to experience this segment of society. It's like going to the zoo to watch the monkeys throw feces. It's best to go and observe; it can be very entertaining.
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:laugh:
 
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Grunt03

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Jun 24, 2000
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Originally posted by: shortylickens
Originally posted by: her209
This is where you up the ante and start talking louder than them. About midget porn.
Click to expand...

I somewhat agree.


If you dont have the balls to do something about it, then you deserve to listen to them.


About a year ago when I was at a fairly classy restaurant I got seated next to some loadmouthed assholes who were complaining about their current employment in very obscene and vulgar terms.
Now I spent a little over 9 years in the Navy and find myself fairly difficult to offend, but I do have a strong sense of propriety. I didnt care much for their language in such a nice place. What made it worse was my mom was with me. She didnt seem to mind too much but the little old ladies at the next table were very upset with it.

Every time those fellows had another drink they got a little louder and fouler. When I went to the mens room I stopped by the hostess and informed her of the unpleasant patrons. She made it quite clear she didnt care and wouldnt do anything (poor attitude for such a classy and expensive place). I came back and my mom whispered to me that the fellows were doing much more than just complaining about their day at work, they were also discussing a lot of corporate info in public they shouldnt have been.

Mom is a Senior Paralegal at a big law firm back in DC. She said she had seen many people terminated and sued by their company for having the kind of loud conversations in public they were having. The men were seated right behind me for the entire evening and I was finally tired of them. In a very loud voice I asked my mom to tell me about some of the folks who had been destroyed by their employer. She told me quitely at first and I had to repeat myself a few times for her to take the hint. She then spoke (with volume) about a couple of guys who got drunk in a bar, talked too much, cost their company millions of dollars and ended up in jail for 90 days.
By a strange coincidence, the fellows behind me quieted down about that time.

Good lesson for life:
The definition of the word tact is not "nice". Its "diplomatic".
I have never seen an irate drunk man calm down simply because he was told to. He has to arrive at that decision himself. Sometimes with a little persuasion.
Click to expand...

Nice touch, but you have to admit some of the post are very funny!!!!:laugh:

 
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