Stupid Scam of the Day thread: Here's the best/most lame one I got today...

[SunnyD]

I bow to the repost gods

If they get anymore dumb I think I need to find a new planet to live on. This one was an HTML-email form, text boxes and a Yes/No button.

We have just charged your credit card for money laundry service in amount of $234.65 (because you are either child pornography webmaster or deal with dirty money, which require us to layndry them and then send to your checking account).
If you feel this transaction was made by our mistake, please press "No".
If you confirm this transaction, please press "Yes" and fill in the form below.




Enter your credit card number here:


Enter your credit card expiration date:




Contacts:

icq: 181184; admin@carderportal.com - Err0r32;

icq: 106561; svs@paris.com - Fidel

 

[imported_Papi]

wtf?

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: yayo
wtf?

 

[cjchaps]

I got that one the other day and was very confused by the "Engrish" used in it.

 

[DurocShark]

I'll bet they have no problem getting Id10t's to fill that out either. lol

 

[conjur]

Repost!

 

[radioouman]

Here's a crazy one that I got today:

Ìóäðåöû ãîâîðÿò, ÷òî ó÷èòüñÿ íèêîãäà íå ïîçäíî!

Ëèíãâèñòû ãîâîðÿò, ÷òî ó÷èòüñÿ âîçâðàòíûé ãëàãîë!

Ñòàòèñòèêà ãîâîðèò, ÷òî íàèáîëåå óñïåøíû íà ðûíêå òå êîìïàíèè, êîòîðûå èíâåñòèðóþò â ñâîé ïåðñîíàë.

Ìû îñòàâëÿåì çà íàøèìè êëèåíòàìè ïðàâî ñàìèì äåëàòü âûáîð, êàê âåñòè áèçíåñ, óïðàâëÿòü ëþäüìè è ñòðîèòü ïðîäàæè. Ïðè ýòîì ìû ðàñêðûâàåì çàêîíîìåðíîñòè è ñîâìåñòíî îáñóæäàåì ïîñëåäñòâèÿ. Ìû êàòåãîðè÷åñêè ïðîòèâ çîìáèðîâàíèÿ è ìàíèïóëèðîâàíèÿ â áèçíåñå. Áèçíåñ ? ýòî ïðåêðàñíàÿ ìîäåëü æèçíè. Ýòî èãðà, â êîòîðóþ óâëå÷åííî èãðàþò âçðîñëûå, íàèáîëåå àêòèâíûå è óñïåøíûå ïðåäñòàâèòåëè ÷åëîâå÷åñòâà. Íàøè îáó÷àþùèå ïðîãðàììû ðàçäåëåíû íà 4 îñíîâíûõ íàïðàâëåíèÿ: ïðîãðàììû äëÿ îòäåëîâ ïî ðàáîòå ñ ïåðñîíàëîì, äëÿ ðóêîâîäèòåëåé, äëÿ ñîòðóäíèêîâ îòäåëîâ ïðîäàæ/çàêóïîê è óíèâåðñàëüíûå ïðîãðàììû ëè÷íîñòíîãî ðîñòà.

 êàæäîé ïðîãðàììå ìû ïðåäëàãàåì äëÿ Âàñ ãîòîâûå ðåøåíèÿ ñ ó÷åòîì ñïåöèôèêè âåäåíèÿ Âàøåãî áèçíåñà. Îáó÷åíèå ñîòðóäíèêîâ ? ýòî âñåãäà ðåàëüíîå ïîâûøåíèå ýôôåêòèâíîñòè èõ ðàáîòû. Òàêæå ñóùåñòâóþò îòêðûòûå áèçíåñ-òðåíèãè. À åñëè Âû õîòèòå îáó÷èòüñÿ ìàñòåðñòâó âåäåíèÿ áèçíåñ-òðåíèíãîâ èëè ó Âàñ ïîÿâèëàñü ïîòðåáíîñòü âûðàñòèòü òðåíåðà â Âàøåé êîìïàíèè, òî ìèëîñòè ïðîñèì ê íàì â Àâòîðñêóþ Øêîëó Áèçíåñ Òðåíåðîâ ê.ï.í. Æàííû Çàâüÿëîâîé, àâòîðà êíèãè «Ïóòü òðåíåðà»; èçä. Ðå÷ü, 2002 ã., ÑÏá. (çàêàçàòü êíèã&oacute.

Íàøè âíèìàòåëüíûå ìåíåäæåðû-êîíñóëüòàíòû îòâåòÿò íà ëþáûå âàøè âîïðîñû.

Ïèøèòå íàì! E-mail: ibt_2003@emailacc.com

Ãîðÿ÷èé òðåíèíã: «Ðàçâèâàåì «ïèñüìåííóþ» ðå÷ü», ñîñòîèòñÿ 25 ñåíòÿáðÿ 2003 ãîäà.

 

[EyeMWing]

Heh. Wow, they actually give their email at a carder site. MUCHO STEALTHO!

 

[Spooner]

(because you are either child pornography webmaster or deal with dirty money, which require us to layndry them and then send to your checking account).

AHHH! How'd they find out?!?! I better get them to laundry my moneys