Stupid professor just gave me an F

GasX

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
29,033
6
81
My professor has a habit of reading out last names and the score on the day he gives us our exam results.

Today, I heard the very suprising, "Wilding... ZERO"

Well, obviously, I am fuming, because there is NO WAY I got all the answers wrong. I know that for a FACT! So I spoke up and said, "Hey, professor, why a zero to me?"

He replied, "Because you copied Johnson's exam."

"WHAT?" I said in complete disbelief, "And what led you to that absurd comclusion?"

"Well," he responded, "Because your answers to the first nine questions are the same as his, and on the last question Johnson answered "I don't know", and you put "Me neither".

Bah, I think I am going to protest this guy to the dean. There is no way he should be teaching anymore, damn relic of the Great War if you ask me... :|
 

hjo3

Diamond Member
May 22, 2003
7,354
4
0
I never would have thought someone would make me yearn for Brutuskend's joke posts...
 

QED

Diamond Member
Dec 16, 2005
3,428
3
0
:cookie:

Congrats to you on your valiant but unsucessful attempt to relay an unfunny urban legend as a personal story.