I had to go through the hell of summer school this summer and in my class I swear there was one of the stupidest people alive. This fool thought he could beat the hell out of me but it was obvious that he didn't know how to fight and wouldn't back up any of his claims. Anyway, he started asking me questions and I was bored so I figured what the hell?
One of our conversations went something like this:
Him: "So you have a girlfriend?"
Me: "Kind of. I have this Asian chick coming over for dinner this weekend and we'll see how it goes."
Him: "Aren't they sideways?"
Me: "What?"
Him: "You know... don't they have sideways pussies? My friend told me that."
At this point I busted up laughing and laughed at him for like six or seven minutes straight. As soon as a few other people found out what he had said they too laughed in his face. Perhaps the only reason really stupid people exist is for our entertainment.
One of our conversations went something like this:
Him: "So you have a girlfriend?"
Me: "Kind of. I have this Asian chick coming over for dinner this weekend and we'll see how it goes."
Him: "Aren't they sideways?"
Me: "What?"
Him: "You know... don't they have sideways pussies? My friend told me that."
At this point I busted up laughing and laughed at him for like six or seven minutes straight. As soon as a few other people found out what he had said they too laughed in his face. Perhaps the only reason really stupid people exist is for our entertainment.
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