Stupid people rant

GermyBoy

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Okay, my sisters friend brought over her new "porcupine". She said she found it somewhere, although I don't believe her. She shows it to me, and I pick it up right away. It's not a porupine, it's a hedgehog. ;) She starts screaming and telling me I'm going to get hurt. I said, "No, this is a hedgehog."

Her reply is "Hedgehogs aren't real, they were made up by Sega to sell videogames."

AHHHHH!!! Where is my human steralization kit!!!
 

Stiler

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hahahah, hedgehogs are so cute, i just wanna pick one up and go aw you such a good boy, yes you are yes you are a gag ag ag a a wo wo wo a poo a poo who who who!:)
 

N8Magic

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Originally posted by: GermyBoy
Okay, my sisters friend brought over her new "porcupine". She said she found it somewhere, although I don't believe her. She shows it to me, and I pick it up right away. It's not a porupine, it's a hedgehog. ;) She starts screaming and telling me I'm going to get hurt. I said, "No, this is a hedgehog."

Her reply is "Hedgehogs aren't real, they were made up by Sega to sell videogames."

AHHHHH!!! Where is my human steralization kit!!!

I think we have a future Nobel laureate here... ;)
 

XMan

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Timmah!

Seriously, though, has anybody seen the picture with the caption, "Why hedgehogs are going extinct"? It has a pic of a hedgehog about to get busy with a hair brush.
 

Derango

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I wouldn't think she was as dumb if she didn't come up with that bit about sega.
 

Praetor

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Originally posted by: GermyBoy
Her reply is "Hedgehogs aren't real, they were made up by Sega to sell videogames."


/me cleans up Pepsi from monitor & keyboard.

THANK YOU. That was just incredibly funny. :D :p
 

Geekbabe

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Originally posted by: GermyBoy
Okay, my sisters friend brought over her new "porcupine". She said she found it somewhere, although I don't believe her. She shows it to me, and I pick it up right away. It's not a porupine, it's a hedgehog. ;) She starts screaming and telling me I'm going to get hurt. I said, "No, this is a hedgehog."

Her reply is "Hedgehogs aren't real, they were made up by Sega to sell videogames."

AHHHHH!!! Where is my human steralization kit!!!

LOL,I'm sorry I think that's cute and rather funny, hehe I once made a comment about snow being cold that earned me some strange looks from the people I was skiing with :)
 

lawaris

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Originally posted by: baffled2
Originally posted by: GermyBoy
Okay, my sisters friend brought over her new "porcupine". She said she found it somewhere, although I don't believe her. She shows it to me, and I pick it up right away. It's not a porupine, it's a hedgehog. ;) She starts screaming and telling me I'm going to get hurt. I said, "No, this is a hedgehog."

Her reply is "Hedgehogs aren't real, they were made up by Sega to sell videogames."

AHHHHH!!! Where is my human steralization kit!!!

LOL,I'm sorry I think that's cute and rather funny, hehe I once made a comment about snow being cold that earned me some strange looks from the people I was skiing with :)

cos' it's NOT !

you shd. have known that

 

kgraeme

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Reminds me of an argument I got in with some people that insisted that penguins weren't birds because they swim instead of fly and they "don't have feathers". In this small group of people, there were an overwhelming majority that actually thought they weren't birds.
 

GermyBoy

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She is 17. A little too old to be this dumb. :D Glad to have given you all some humor.

Peace,
GermyBoy