Stupid People of the Week.

[tyler811]

First:
Montana teen accidentally texts sheriff to buy pot

HELENA, Mont. (AP) — General rule of thumb: when looking to buy marijuana, don't text the sheriff. Authorities said a Helena teen hit a wrong number and inadvertently sent a message to Lewis and Clark County Sheriff Leo Dutton, saying "Hey Dawg, do you have a $20 I can buy right now

Dutton said when the detective showed the teens his badge, one of the boys fainted.

http://charter.net/news/read.php?rip_id=<D9I0J3800@news.ap.org>&ps=1020

Second:
Police: Pa. woman zaps self, brother with stun gun

NORTH EAST, Pa. (AP) — Police said an Erie-area woman somehow managed to zap both herself and her brother with a stun gun during a drunken dispute. Darlene Newara, 45, will have a hearing Oct. 18 on charges including driving under the influence, disorderly conduct for fighting, and public drunkenness in the Aug. 8 incident.

http://charter.net/news/read.php?id...ass&action=2&lang=en&_LT=UNLC_WINWU00L2_UNEWS

 

[geno]

whoops and double-whoops