Drinking lesson
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes
in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or
legs. The son is just a head!
But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can,
with love and compassion. After 21 years, the son is now old enough
for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son
he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his
boy.
With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking
his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.
Swoooop! A torso pops out!The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a
whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The
patrons chant "Take another drink"!
The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.
Swoooop! Two arms pops out. The bar goes wild. The father, crying
and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take
another drink"!
The bartender ignores the whole affair.
By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he
reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop!
Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees
and tearfully thanks God.
The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the
left....then to the right.... right through the front door into the
street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar
falls silent. The father moans in grief.
The bartender sighs and says...
(wait for it)
(it's coming)
(don't hate me)
"He should have quit while he was a head!"
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes
in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or
legs. The son is just a head!
But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can,
with love and compassion. After 21 years, the son is now old enough
for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son
he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his
boy.
With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking
his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.
Swoooop! A torso pops out!The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a
whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The
patrons chant "Take another drink"!
The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.
Swoooop! Two arms pops out. The bar goes wild. The father, crying
and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take
another drink"!
The bartender ignores the whole affair.
By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he
reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop!
Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees
and tearfully thanks God.
The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the
left....then to the right.... right through the front door into the
street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar
falls silent. The father moans in grief.
The bartender sighs and says...
(wait for it)
(it's coming)
(don't hate me)
"He should have quit while he was a head!"
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