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Stupid jackoff car vandalism/thieves

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RagingBITCH

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So when I got my new car Saturday, I was planning to park it in front of my house as I did with my old one. My parents said "hell no it's going to park in the garage because someone might break into it if it's on the street.", because they were afraid that with my car getting broken into a few months back, and my good neighbor's car getting broken into 2 months ago, it would happen to my new one. So we parked our former garage queen minivan out there for the first time last night.

Guess what fvcking happened last night? Oh yes - some jackoff decides to break into our van the first night out there. Everything in the glove compartment was thrown out about everywhere, they took all $.07 out of the change compartment, and partially ripped the plastic console under the steering wheel off. Oh, and they left us a partial pack of fvcking Juicy Fruit for breaking in I guess :| :| Now the brakes are partially fvcked up somehow. The steering column got jacked up, took an hour to get it back to the way it's supposed to be JUST to stick our key in. (We guess they were trying to hotwire it - it's a fvcking 91 Ford Aerostar for gods sake - steal the goddamn 2001 Lexus GS400 with custom rims parked 30 feet from us if you're going to steal a fvcking car) God damn fvcking morons.....I swear if I had caught them my 12 gauge would be shoved down their throats or up their ass :| :| :|
 
Would you have been happier if I left you a pack of Orbitz?

Faaabuuulous!
 
Some times criminals get what they deserve.

Sorry to hear about the van, I've had my GMC Tracker softtop broken in a few times. Nothing worth much was ever stolen, and one time they wanted into the glove compartment so badly they ripped the dashboard.
 
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
On the bright side, it wasn't your Accord.

🙂

Viper GTS
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I guess I could look at it that way. I would have literally killed someone if it was my new ride.

oh and jpeyton, go fvck yourself.
 
Sounds like your street is a mess to the extent that I'd recommend some sort of surveillance setup. Seriously.

Across from me one house down is a cop car. Across me one house down in the other direction is...a cop car. I think the exposure somewhat scares thieves 😉
 
Originally posted by: Asharus
I'm just curious, for those who's vehicles have been broken into, were they equipped with alarms?
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Sounds to me like they are breaking into older cars which normally wouldnt have alarms. Which would explain why they wouldnt steal the lexus and instead a car that wouldnt even be covered under the insurance more than likely.
 
That really sucks.. it will cost lots of $$$ to fix that.
I had my car keyed (94 accord) in 1999. They only keyed the door and the steering base. Nothing else is gone. But I have to have the car towed to the garage and it cost almost a grand to fix it.

Hope you have a comprehensive insurance.
 
That's why the first thing I get done after getting a new car is having an alarm installed. Honestly, I don't know how any thief can do anything to a car parked in front of a house w/ an alarm installed.

Good luck w/ the van and I hope everything works out for your family.
 
survalience cameras maybe?

if u need need help deciding which one, i would recommend u avoid whatever model Paris Hilton used in her video 😛
 
Ohh.. yee have little faith my man. The AeroStar is a superb vehicle. I would have bought one if Ford didn't discontinue them for a "windstar". 🙁 Don't even belittle the AeroStar, its a damn fine vehicle

Still thieves are bitches that must be lynched at first site... :|
 
I'd seriously like to know what penalty they would have faced? Also, what penalty you'd like to impose on them. Personally, I'd like to see their balls impaled to the asphalt! :frown:
 
Originally posted by: Ornery
I'd seriously like to know what penalty they would have faced? Also, what penalty you'd like to impose on them. Personally, I'd like to see their balls impaled to the asphalt! :frown:
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teeth on the curb....boot to the head.....a la American History X
 
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