Stupid fat woman at K-Mart

[Leros]

I was at K-Mart as I needed some screws at midnight and Wal-Mart is farther away.

In the parking lot, I saw this massive fat woman riding on a scooter towards her car with two K-Mart employees following her. The whole time she was jabbering away on her cell phone. When they get to her car, she starts screaming at the employees to help her into the car. The employees were practically picking her up and trying to squeeze her into her car (an SUV, so they had to lift her up too). You could see them trying to work her layers of fat through her cars door. The whole time this moronic woman is jabbering away on her cellphone as if nothing is going on. She looked like she was just sitting on a couch talking while the employees shoved her into her car.

It really pissed me off. I would've left the dumb bitch in the parking lot.

Edit: Changed the title for you morons. I don't hate all fat people, just people who act like this stupid woman.

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[Baked]

So you hate Americans in general. That's nice to know.

 

[Capt Caveman]

K-Mart, what do you expect?

 

[Gothgar]

You hate fat, lazy and rude people or just people who are all three traits?

 

[Sumguy]

They should have greased up the seats and car door area and slid her in. Or thrown some bacon in the passenger seat.

 

[idiotekniQues]

i find your hate is way too focused, specific and most definitely an inconvenient way to go about hating people.

just start hating people in general, much more enjoyable, easy to perform and leads to happier mental health.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Leros
I was at K-Mart as I needed some screws at midnight and Wal-Mart is farther away.
....

[some stuff I didn't read]

I like how you feel that you need to qualify your reasons for being at K-Mart.

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: Leros
I was at K-Mart as I needed some screws at midnight and Wal-Mart is farther away.
....

[some stuff I didn't read]

I like how you feel that you need to qualify your reasons for being at K-Mart.

I typically avoid that hellhole at all costs. Wal-Mart feels upscale compared to K-Mart.

 

[UberNeuman]

I sometimes need screws at midnight, but I hit the bars for that.....

 

[Kadarin]

Wow.

 

[frostedflakes]

Would've told that lady to fuck off and left her in the parking lot, a minimum wage job isn't worth that kind of degradation.

Of course, she probably would have sued for discrimination, but that's K-Mart's problem, not mine, LOL.

 

[Xylitol]

i hate lazy, bitchy fat people as well. I used to be lazy and fat, but now I'm only somewhat lazy and not fat

 

[RKS]

It may not even be the fact someone is fat or lazy but my main peeve would be the lack of decency/courtesy, self-absorption, and sense of entitlement; you know, the basic issues with humanity.

 

[mundane]

Should've taken :camera:s, that'd really piss her off.

 

[olds]

Cliffs?
You were trying to screw a fat woman at K-Mart?

 

[Capt Caveman]

I can't believe the employees would touch that fat fuck and push her into her car. I would demand hazard pay.

 

[Scarpozzi]

I would have helped her into her SUV. Fat people tend to keep a lot of tasty snacks in those folds of theirs. I bet if you had stuck around, you would have seen her reach in and get a corn dog for the Kmart employees that helped her.

 

[RESmonkey]

Originally posted by: mundane
Should've taken :camera:s, that'd really piss her off.

x2.

 

[ChaoZ]

I would've just dropped her then sue her for breaking my arms.

 

[frostedflakes]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
I would have helped her into her SUV. Fat people tend to keep a lot of tasty snacks in those folds of theirs. I bet if you had stuck around, you would have seen her reach in and get a corn dog for the Kmart employees that helped her.

:laugh:

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: mundane
Should've taken :camera:s, that'd really piss her off.

Or shot video. That would make a fantastic youtube clip...

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: mundane
Should've taken :camera:s, that'd really piss her off.

Would have taken a lot of pictures to fit her on probably

 

[lyssword]

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1

Originally posted by: mundane
Should've taken :camera:s, that'd really piss her off.

Would have taken a lot of pictures to fit her on probably

:laugh:

 

[AMCRambler]

That is awesome. I think I would have laughed till I cried.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: mundane
Should've taken :camera:s, that'd really piss her off.

:thumbsup: