Stupid drunk kid

Deeko

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There is this guy on my floor who basically is a total idiot when it comes to drinking. He only drinks every couple of weeks, but when he drinks, he drinks more than anyone else on the floor, and he is a little kid with low tolerance too. Last night, he got totally messed up, the worst yet this year. He ended up going into this one guy's room (next to the bathoom) and pissing on the floor and the guys clothes. They were gonna freakin kill him, but we managed to calm them down, cuz if they had touched him they'd be kicked out of housing and he would probably not get in trouble at all. Man, this kid needed a good beating though. He wouldn't leave when we did, he stayed out with these people he doesn't really know, who then took him to a party, where he drank even more(he was already smashed when we left). These other kids were supposed to make sure he came back, but he wandered out of the party and somehow got back here. The idiot was wandering the ghetto by himself, totally smashed, at like 1 in the morning. Seeing people do stuff like that remind me of why I don't drink.
 

yobarman

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haha that's right you're in philly. You should've told me and i would've gotten some boys to go down there and jump his ass!
 

ndee

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Originally posted by: yobarman
haha that's right you're in philly. You should've told me and i would've gotten some boys to go down there and jump his ass!

There's already too much violence in the world.
 

acidvoodoo

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Originally posted by: ndee
Originally posted by: yobarman
haha that's right you're in philly. You should've told me and i would've gotten some boys to go down there and jump his ass!

There's already too much violence in the world.

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Deeko

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Originally posted by: yobarman
haha that's right you're in philly. You should've told me and i would've gotten some boys to go down there and jump his ass!

lol...we were somewhere in west philly, like west of Penn...who knows how he got back, I'm betting he was raped by a huge black guy name Jamal on the way.
 

Turin39789

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Originally posted by: Deeko
Originally posted by: yobarman
haha that's right you're in philly. You should've told me and i would've gotten some boys to go down there and jump his ass!

lol...we were somewhere in west philly, like west of Penn...who knows how he got back, I'm betting he was raped by a huge black guy name Jamal on the way.

lol "on the way" ...I see him just walking down the street stumbling drunk, not know what is going on, while some guy just walks behind him raping him
 

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Sadly enough, people like these are just looking for attention. And they end up drawing it in the worse way possible.

This guy probably doesn't have many REAL friends does he?
 

ndee

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Originally posted by: acidvoodoo
Originally posted by: ndee
Originally posted by: yobarman
haha that's right you're in philly. You should've told me and i would've gotten some boys to go down there and jump his ass!

There's already too much violence in the world.

rolleye.gif

check ya sarcasm-o-meter :)
 

Deeko

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Originally posted by: Turin39789
Originally posted by: Deeko
Originally posted by: yobarman
haha that's right you're in philly. You should've told me and i would've gotten some boys to go down there and jump his ass!

lol...we were somewhere in west philly, like west of Penn...who knows how he got back, I'm betting he was raped by a huge black guy name Jamal on the way.

lol "on the way" ...I see him just walking down the street stumbling drunk, not know what is going on, while some guy just walks behind him raping him

lol...we actually have this one kid on our floor almost convinced he was raped ;) He was really really drunk the one night(yea, a wednesday night), and some of the guys messed with him a little, tried to duct tape him to the wall, then they were going to put his hand in water so he'd piss his pants(does that even work?), but he was sleeping on his hand, so they just poured the water all over his pants so he would think he did. The next day he doesn't remember any of it, and of course he didn't tell us about the wet pants...but then, spontaneously, we told him he got raped in the trash room by a big black guy named Jamal James, we came up with a story to go with it in the spot, and he almost believes us because everyone that walked up we asked "hey, do you remember Jamal, the big black guy that raped neal on wednesday?", and everyone caught on right away....its mean but so funny :D

Sadly enough, people like these are just looking for attention. And they end up drawing it in the worse way possible.

This guy probably doesn't have many REAL friends does he?
He's not too bad when he is sober. My roommate put it pretty well last night, he is kinda like the 'little brother' of the floor, like he is always full of energy and running around and doing weird, pointless stuff.
 

eakers

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true story:
my friend dave was staggering home drunk about 3am in toronto all by himself when some guys approached him and tried to mug him. dave was so drunk he had no idea what was going on and he kept talking non-sense and like staggering around and trying to get past them, eventually the muggers got fed up because it was obvious that there was no way of communicating with him so they just gave up.

((my guess is that they probley realised that a student that is that drunk doesn't have any money anyways :p))