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In no particular order. I'll add more if I can think of them and if the thread gets popular.
-Customer comes to till. Finds he has no money. "uhh shoot can I pay you with stamps?"...."uhh no sir sorry we only accept money"... customer is upset.
-Customer has a hard time getting a bottle out of a bundled 6 pack. Takes it to the counter. "sorry miss we only sell those in packs" ... Customer is irate "well you should have a sign then!"
-Customer buys a milk walks out. Comes back angry, shouts into the store "this milks gone bad I want a refund!"... Uhh sir that's whipping cream you bought.
-Teen wants to buy a candy cup that's $2.49. Only has a buck or so. Asks 100% seriously, "can I have it for buck anyway?".
-Drunk man goes to the ATM in the back of our store and withdraws $400. Comes to me after counting it several times. "Here caannnyou countthis for me.. I'm too thrunk....".
Thousands of other stupid encounters with drunks and street people.
Millions of people angry at being IDed fro cigs despite prominent signage that we ID anyone under 30! This happens daily and often turns into shouting.
-Customer comes to till. Finds he has no money. "uhh shoot can I pay you with stamps?"...."uhh no sir sorry we only accept money"... customer is upset.
-Customer has a hard time getting a bottle out of a bundled 6 pack. Takes it to the counter. "sorry miss we only sell those in packs" ... Customer is irate "well you should have a sign then!"
-Customer buys a milk walks out. Comes back angry, shouts into the store "this milks gone bad I want a refund!"... Uhh sir that's whipping cream you bought.
-Teen wants to buy a candy cup that's $2.49. Only has a buck or so. Asks 100% seriously, "can I have it for buck anyway?".
-Drunk man goes to the ATM in the back of our store and withdraws $400. Comes to me after counting it several times. "Here caannnyou countthis for me.. I'm too thrunk....".
Thousands of other stupid encounters with drunks and street people.
Millions of people angry at being IDed fro cigs despite prominent signage that we ID anyone under 30! This happens daily and often turns into shouting.