stupid criminal at work

[skyking]

cliffs

1)gas stolen out of another company's truck next to our business, over the weekend.
2) thief returns last night, and steals the entire GAS TANK from one of our cube vans!
3) leaves tools and big cans, siphon hoses next to rig.
4) leaves wallet with ID in it.

Discuss.

 

[Mo0o]

Sounds like a winner

 

[illusion88]

I like how people dont even bother posting the whole story.
It makes me laugh every time.

 

[MoPHo]

I believe that would give him an honorable mention for the darwin awards. you win one if you eliminate yourself from gene pool, but get an honorable mention if you dont.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

No darwin but at this rate he/she could be a likely candidate in the future!

 

[BW86]

How did he leave his wallet? why would he take his wallet out of his pocket to take the gas tank out?

 

[2cpuminimum]

That reminds me about the article about the dude that stole some tools, big cans, siphon hoses, and someone else's wallet, and left them all next to where he stole a gas tank.

 

[CrackRabbit]

1. Get him arrested
2. Get local newspaper to run story about said criminal
3. Post story on Fark.com
4. Entire World laughs at said dumbass criminal
5. ??
6. Profit

 

[Shlong]

Maybe it was a stolen wallet he left behind? Considering he likes to steal & all...

 

[skyking]

I had to run out for an appointment, so I started wtih the cliffs🙂

It looked just like any guy would do, when working under a car.

"Damn, that thing is a pain in my arse".

Removes wallet, sets it out by the tools.

The people in charge called the county sheriff, but I would have rather handled it myself. 😛