Stupid crap from my friends AOLim profile...

aphex

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He goes to FSU (Florida State) so therefore he LOVES to rag on UF (Florida) at every oppritunity he gets....

Check this out from his profile....

Duke WHO?! GO FSU Baseketball, UF B-Ball might be good, but they never beat Duke EVER in the Regular season!

Shows how smart he is, Duke and Florida never meet in the regular season so that would sorta be hard for us to beat them :)


Any of your friends got stupid crap in their profile? Post it here :)
 

Rallispec

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my girlfreinds roomates away message:
you know you're in college when......
~you eat icecream with measuring spoons
~drink water from cottage cheese containers
~feel the need to steal aloe plants
~notice the filth of your apt. and just leave it, like it will just clean itself!!!!! yuck!
~you wake up with an X in marker on your face from your hand
~drink beer in the shower while gettin ready fo the nite!!

 

Ladies Man

Platinum Member
Oct 9, 1999
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ROCCO
WHAT?????
wheres my cat?
I killed your cat you druggie b*itch!
why?
I felt it would bring closure to our relationship
you killed my, my
Your what?
my
YOUR F*CKING WHAT?? YOUR WHAT B*TCH??? I'll shoot myself in the head if you can tell me that cats name!!! YOUR WHAT?? YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE ???
sk..ski..skippy??
JESUS WHAT COLOR WAS IT B*TCH?
Don't f*cking yell at her like that you prick!
Shut your fat ass Raylve! I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into 9 guys you've f*cked!!



I love you baby :)

Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you
By now you shoulda somehow realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now


oh wait thats my crazy info
 

aphex

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From another friends profile:

Take care of your cardboard box, and it will take care of you.