Stupid Celebrity baby names

[Jzero]

Originally posted by: knoxweather
Some of them will get made fun of in school....

THey will never go to a normal school to be made fun of.

 

[dabuddha]

You mean Blanket is a real person? I thought it was something southpark made up! :Q

 

[Doggiedog]

Originally posted by: Roger
Last name Nazi ?

Last name is Pi.

Neo Pi

 

[Gurck]

Elijah is fine (Bono's kid), although his second middle name (and the fact he has two) is a bit weird. The rest are just completely wigged out. I knew Demi & Bruce were hitting the crackpipe when naming their kids, but I was surprised at the others, and how many there were, in that list.

 

[PanzerIV]

We would be remiss to mention Eddie Van Halen and Valerie Bertanelli's child "Wolfgang." Umm....this is no longer the 1700s when perhaps that name wouldn't have elicited outrageous fits of laughter.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

A buddy of mine's name is Carter Cheston. We were egging him on to name his firstborn Carter Heston Preston Justin Cheston Jr. :laugh: His firstborn turned out to be a girl. When his wife caught wind of what we were incouraging Carter to name his baby boy, she laughed -then gave Carter The Look Of Doom :shocked: RUN!!

 

[geno]

8. Diezel and Denim, sons of Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis

Those are the worst... I can't honestly believe someone would curse their children with names like that...

 

[isasir]

Audio Science?
Moon Unit?

 

[Martin]

Jett, Jaz and Aurelius are ok. A bit unconventional, but not something outrageous like the other names on that list.

 

[pulse8]

Where's Jermajesty Jackson on that list?

Edit: Nevermind... 🙂

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: PanzerIV
We would be remiss to mention Eddie Van Halen and Valerie Bertanelli's child "Wolfgang." Umm....this is no longer the 1700s when perhaps that name wouldn't have elicited outrageous fits of laughter.

Wolfgang is like Bob in Germany, or so I've heard.

 

[Supermercado]

There was a girl in my high school named Precious. Always thought that was funny.

 

[Nitemare]

Dweezil and Aurelius are cool names. I've given consideration to the names Alexander and Tiberius for my first born male child.

 

[StageLeft]

Dunno if it's urban legend but I heard of a girl with the last name lear. Her parents named her Christa Shanda.

 

[BooGiMaN]

i heard them mention this on a talk show this morning..the odd thing is their publicist daughter is also named apple..WTF