Stupid body. Water is your friend.

[Chaotic42]

Stupid flu. It's just water. It's good for you. You're severely dehydrated. Don't puke up the water.

I'm thinking of launching a blitzkrieg of everclear and moldy bread. That should straighten things up.

 

[hg321]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Stupid flu. It's just water. It's good for you. You're severely dehydrated. Don't puke up the water.

I'm thinking of launching a blitzkrieg of everclear and moldy bread. That should straighten things up.

do it and post pics

 

[MX2]

Repeat after me....Sip the water, suck on ice cubes

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: MX2times
Repeat after me....Sip the water, suck on ice cubes

I sipped the water. That's what made me puke.

 

[freebee]

Ice cubes in the butt. Best way to absorb the water, plus it gives a clean, refreshing feeling.

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: freebee
Ice cubes in the butt. Best way to absorb the water, plus it gives a clean, refreshing feeling.

No, I'm losing water in that area too.

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

Originally posted by: freebee
Ice cubes in the butt. Best way to absorb the water, plus it gives a clean, refreshing feeling.

haha
\shivers

 

[EvilYoda]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42

Originally posted by: freebee
Ice cubes in the butt. Best way to absorb the water, plus it gives a clean, refreshing feeling.

No, I'm losing water in that area too.

GEE, THANKS.

 

[Sluggo]

Originally posted by: freebee
Ice cubes in the butt. Best way to absorb the water, plus it gives a clean, refreshing feeling.

Just when you are ill, or everyday just for the "cool" feeling?

 

[MX2]

If you sipped the water and purged, than thats not really puking, thats ze dry heaves Sipping means less than a tsp or so at a time in my book.

Anyway, get well soon

 

[Ime]

You could always marry a nurse like I did. Then she can start an IV on you if you can't keep water!

 

[Ime]

Oh yeah, and remind me not to get the flu this year!

 

[MrDudeMan]

wow this thread made me LOL for real

good stuff :laugh:

 

[PHiuR]

How many orifice can you leak water out at once?

 

[sao123]

forget the water... drink chicken broth.



actually if your already puking... its time to start downing the hard shots...
what's the point of a hangover without even drinking....

 

[tyler811]

Originally posted by: freebee
Ice cubes in the butt. Best way to absorb the water, plus it gives a clean, refreshing feeling.

:Q

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: PHiuR
How many orifice can you leak water out at once?

Let's see. I was sweating, puking, losing water the... other way, and had teary eyes all at once.

4 so far.

 

[BrianH1]

go to the doc and get the IV, I have been in your shoes before and its no fun.

 

[MX2]

You should pay close attention if you are having trouble keeping fluids down for any lengthy period of time. Time for the ER?

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: MX2times
You should pay close attention if you are having trouble keeping fluids down for any lengthy period of time. Time for the ER?

I'm going tomorrow if things don't settle down. At least my job is understanding.

 

[Chaotic42]

I would kill everyone in this thread for a drop of sweet Gatorade.

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
I would kill everyone in this thread for a drop of sweet Gatorade.

haha

im only laughing cause ive been there and i know how it feels

 

[TallBill]

whenever i have an upset stomache, its white castle time.. i'm good to go within 60 minutes

 

[rmrf]

you realize you don't have the flu, right?

 

[Shawn]

i'm really sick too. I can barely swallow and I think my tonsils are infected. this sucks.