- Aug 18, 2006
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Ok, so I work at Safeway/Vons depending where you live, and I?m a courtesy clerk which means I?m at the bottom of the corporate chain etc etc.
Vons/Safeway has this idea of secret shoppers who rate the store in the branch and the individuals who served them. Nobody has any idea except the SSS (secret service shoppers), and nobody includes the management.
Anywho, there?s this really frickin dumbass redheaded piece of white shit girl, who has no subtlety, and if she got fired, I would cry out for joy. Ok, here?s an example:
We?re supposed to offer our customers the best attitude/being the nicest etc.
A woman comes up to the check station where I am bagging and I say ?Hello ma?am, how are you today??
She smiles and says ?Fine? (this is routine, I am supposed to, and much encouraged to do this). Encouraged, I pursue my convo (I haven?t been rated yet, and I want to get a 100% so my manager and boss of bosses will get the idea I?m not incompetent and will get off my ass?having worked with marines, I stunned them with my politeness, but that kinda wore off?my manager is a tough cookie, but my supervisors are impressed it seems)
Anyway, I say, ?Enjoying your summer? Mmm, this chicken looks and will be delicious.?
I feel kinda stupid saying it, but it sells, some customers like it more than others?if you thought that convo was awkward you have another think coming.
The stupid piece of shit who?s 18 but is a total butt ugly fatass with fat tits hanging down her stomach, zitts covering and outlining her whole face and her red hair strewn all over her head and mopped down her head like some ghoul from the grudge said, ? Ok Ok, you can stop kissing up to our customers.?
????????.
I didn?t think I heard myself right, but I knew inside I had. I smiled and laughed, and said, ?yes ma?am? but I wanted to punch that ugly bitch right in the left eye. What kind of unprofessional nonsense is that? Here I am doing my damned job and this ugly piece of garbage has the nerve to off me. Her reaction had the total opposite effect, because instead of laughing, the lady eyed her rather angrily, and didn?t say a word to her. She abruptly grabbed her recipt, and smiled at me, while frowning at the dumb bitch. Which was good.
And this piece of shit is some retarded Harry Potter fan who recently bragged about being one of the all nighters waiting for that infernal piece of badly written text to come out of its wretched hole and into a catastrophic and nerdgasmic of the worst kind of existence.
Worse, I said to some lady her daughter looked, ?distressed? I didn?t want to appear nosy, and that was the best way to put it instead of bluntly saying, ?hey ma?am I think your daughter is crying, better find out whats the matter quick!?
The retarded fool immediately blurts out of that accrused mouth hole of hers, ?Distressed!?? Who uses that word?? Another checker laughed, apparently this retard pisses other workers off too, and she said, ?Nah, he?s very formal, he is a bit British you know.?
I said, ?yes ma?am, I?m a bit Scottish? (more than a bit but whatevs). To add insult to complete stupidity, this stupid bitch says, ?You?re not British if you?re Scottish.?
ARE YOU FVCKING KIDDING ME!??!?!?!?! If she said ?English? yes definitely. And its not that, but she can?t keep her stupid mouth shut, and she says some of the dumbest stuff, and she drones on and on and on, she yells at customers instead of speaking in a nice voice, she yells like we?re going 100 miles per hour down the freeway in an SUV with all the frickin windows open or something. What a gobsmack.
And what really irritates me is that she actually thinks she?s clever, which is just sad. What a retarded piece of shit. I was close to reporting her?she almost ruined my job, luckily the people I work with see that I try to do my job, but wtf and she's part of the union. But she?s a total catastrophe to the store, maybe if the union saw her they'd fire her, but they leech off 30$ a month from union workers, so they'd keep her for her money.
Cliffs
I work at Vons
I want to get 100% Rating with the Secret Service Shoppers program
Dumb ugly bitch interferes with my ?selling process?
She?s the checker I usually have to work with
She?s a Harry Potter nerd
She thinks Scottish people aren?t British
Her face is composed of zits
Her ugly red hair is mopped down her head, and she stares at you like something like the European equivalent of the grudge
I want to punch her ugly face
She?s part of the union, so I doubt she can be fired
I still really want to punch in the face
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This thread has been locked.
The title has also put back to the original wording.
There is way to much lack of respect, slander, implied bigotry, profiling and other things that most people could find some fault with.
The OP needs to create a MySpace profile to vent the way he has done in this post.
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Common Courtesy
Vons/Safeway has this idea of secret shoppers who rate the store in the branch and the individuals who served them. Nobody has any idea except the SSS (secret service shoppers), and nobody includes the management.
Anywho, there?s this really frickin dumbass redheaded piece of white shit girl, who has no subtlety, and if she got fired, I would cry out for joy. Ok, here?s an example:
We?re supposed to offer our customers the best attitude/being the nicest etc.
A woman comes up to the check station where I am bagging and I say ?Hello ma?am, how are you today??
She smiles and says ?Fine? (this is routine, I am supposed to, and much encouraged to do this). Encouraged, I pursue my convo (I haven?t been rated yet, and I want to get a 100% so my manager and boss of bosses will get the idea I?m not incompetent and will get off my ass?having worked with marines, I stunned them with my politeness, but that kinda wore off?my manager is a tough cookie, but my supervisors are impressed it seems)
Anyway, I say, ?Enjoying your summer? Mmm, this chicken looks and will be delicious.?
I feel kinda stupid saying it, but it sells, some customers like it more than others?if you thought that convo was awkward you have another think coming.
The stupid piece of shit who?s 18 but is a total butt ugly fatass with fat tits hanging down her stomach, zitts covering and outlining her whole face and her red hair strewn all over her head and mopped down her head like some ghoul from the grudge said, ? Ok Ok, you can stop kissing up to our customers.?
????????.
I didn?t think I heard myself right, but I knew inside I had. I smiled and laughed, and said, ?yes ma?am? but I wanted to punch that ugly bitch right in the left eye. What kind of unprofessional nonsense is that? Here I am doing my damned job and this ugly piece of garbage has the nerve to off me. Her reaction had the total opposite effect, because instead of laughing, the lady eyed her rather angrily, and didn?t say a word to her. She abruptly grabbed her recipt, and smiled at me, while frowning at the dumb bitch. Which was good.
And this piece of shit is some retarded Harry Potter fan who recently bragged about being one of the all nighters waiting for that infernal piece of badly written text to come out of its wretched hole and into a catastrophic and nerdgasmic of the worst kind of existence.
Worse, I said to some lady her daughter looked, ?distressed? I didn?t want to appear nosy, and that was the best way to put it instead of bluntly saying, ?hey ma?am I think your daughter is crying, better find out whats the matter quick!?
The retarded fool immediately blurts out of that accrused mouth hole of hers, ?Distressed!?? Who uses that word?? Another checker laughed, apparently this retard pisses other workers off too, and she said, ?Nah, he?s very formal, he is a bit British you know.?
I said, ?yes ma?am, I?m a bit Scottish? (more than a bit but whatevs). To add insult to complete stupidity, this stupid bitch says, ?You?re not British if you?re Scottish.?
ARE YOU FVCKING KIDDING ME!??!?!?!?! If she said ?English? yes definitely. And its not that, but she can?t keep her stupid mouth shut, and she says some of the dumbest stuff, and she drones on and on and on, she yells at customers instead of speaking in a nice voice, she yells like we?re going 100 miles per hour down the freeway in an SUV with all the frickin windows open or something. What a gobsmack.
And what really irritates me is that she actually thinks she?s clever, which is just sad. What a retarded piece of shit. I was close to reporting her?she almost ruined my job, luckily the people I work with see that I try to do my job, but wtf and she's part of the union. But she?s a total catastrophe to the store, maybe if the union saw her they'd fire her, but they leech off 30$ a month from union workers, so they'd keep her for her money.
Cliffs
I work at Vons
I want to get 100% Rating with the Secret Service Shoppers program
Dumb ugly bitch interferes with my ?selling process?
She?s the checker I usually have to work with
She?s a Harry Potter nerd
She thinks Scottish people aren?t British
Her face is composed of zits
Her ugly red hair is mopped down her head, and she stares at you like something like the European equivalent of the grudge
I want to punch her ugly face
She?s part of the union, so I doubt she can be fired
I still really want to punch in the face
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This thread has been locked.
The title has also put back to the original wording.
There is way to much lack of respect, slander, implied bigotry, profiling and other things that most people could find some fault with.
The OP needs to create a MySpace profile to vent the way he has done in this post.
Senior Anandtech Moderator
Common Courtesy
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