Stupid barking dog

[JoeKing]

ARGHHH neighbors seem to have recently gotten a dog. Stupid dog won't stop barking. Its been barking (with only 15 min breaks in between) since 8am. Already called the cops last week but that doesn't seem to do anything (I think the nieghbor is a cop). I really need my sleep, I even hear the little fscker in my dreams. Damn yap yap yap arf arf arf. STFU dog ahhhhhhhh.

I've been trying to force choke it but it doesn't seem to work. :|:|

 

[PanzerIV]

LMAO. I feel you. I can't stand stupid azz dogs barking. Where I am moving my neighbors have them, naturally, and now everytime the wind blows I will get to hear them howeling into the wee hours at nothing. I love animals but I don't like a dog barking at me in my own damn yard from the fence next door.

 

[Buttzilla]

feed it something...

 

[paulney]

I love animals but I don't like a dog barking at me in my own damn yard from the fence next door.

Get an air gun! :evil:

 

[Platypus]

stupid talking human

 

[Dufman]

Do what they did to that dog in Seinfield

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: Buttzilla
feed it something...

yah know I was really thinking about it. Frozen anit freeze (I'd figure it out somehow) and crap. But I used to have a dog (and generally like them) and just couldn't bring myself to do it. Plus if the neighbor really is a cop then I'm screwed. I think its still a pup and hopefully it grows out of this SOON.

Originally posted by: Dufman
Do what they did to that dog in Seinfield

Must have missed that episode, what did they do?

 

[Papagayo]

Elain hires a hit man to kill the dog..

 

[JoeKing]

Oh great now another neighbors dog (older and bigger by the sound of it) is joining in!! Maybe a dog whistle will teach them a thing or two.

 

[thomsbrain]

brick through the window!

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Papagayo
Elain hires a hit man to kill the dog..

Hah, hit man. It's friggin' NEWMAN.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

offer to buy it a bark collar....worked great for my dog

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
offer to buy it a bark collar....worked great for my dog

 

[GroundZero]

kick it in the vocalcords

 

[bootymac]

No dog = no barking, catch my drift?

 

[JoeKing]

its really tempting to make the dog "magically" disappear. Little fsker finally stopped about an hour ago. You'd think vocal cords couldn't last that long. I bet the little bastard took water breaks. Can't wait until tomorrow.