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Stupid autoflushing toilets

Kyteland

Kyteland

Diamond Member
What kind of moron puts an autoflushing toilet in a stall?

You reach for the newspaper the last guy left in there. *flush*
You sneeze. *flush*
You stand up to wipe. *flush flush flush flush*

I really don't appreciate my ass being sprayed with cold water, thank you. Stupid toilets at work. :|

That is all.
 
Ya, what's worse is the ones that don't work and don't have a manual button.

I won't go into details but I left a little sumthin-sumthin for the guy behind me to ponder...

 
What's wrong with standing up? Reaching under your ass is kinda hard when you're sitting, and leaning over is uncomfortable, plus it introduces the risk of slipping and ending up sitting on a public restroom floor with your pants around your ankles.
 
Originally posted by: notfred
What's wrong with standing up? Reaching under your ass is kinda hard when you're sitting, and leaning over is uncomfortable, plus it introduces the risk of slipping and ending up sitting on a public restroom floor with your pants around your ankles.
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Exactly 🙂
 
Originally posted by: notfred
What's wrong with standing up? Reaching under your ass is kinda hard when you're sitting, and leaning over is uncomfortable, plus it introduces the risk of slipping and ending up sitting on a public restroom floor with your pants around your ankles.
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I don't have a problem with sitting down and reaching under. Besides, standing up makes it more difficult to clean the ol' ringpiece since your cheeks tend to clench together. 😉
 
Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: notfred
What's wrong with standing up? Reaching under your ass is kinda hard when you're sitting, and leaning over is uncomfortable, plus it introduces the risk of slipping and ending up sitting on a public restroom floor with your pants around your ankles.
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I don't have a problem with sitting down and reaching under. Besides, standing up makes it more difficult to clean the ol' ringpiece since your cheeks tend to clench together. 😉
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And its posts like that that make me realise why i need to steer click of threads in which Encryptic Has posted in!
 
Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: notfred
What's wrong with standing up? Reaching under your ass is kinda hard when you're sitting, and leaning over is uncomfortable, plus it introduces the risk of slipping and ending up sitting on a public restroom floor with your pants around your ankles.
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I don't have a problem with sitting down and reaching under. Besides, standing up makes it more difficult to clean the ol' ringpiece since your cheeks tend to clench together. 😉
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eh, just stick yer butt out abit and I'd rather keep my hands as far away from a public toilet bowl/rim as I can. 😉


Lethal
 
Originally posted by: moonshinemadness
Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: notfred
What's wrong with standing up? Reaching under your ass is kinda hard when you're sitting, and leaning over is uncomfortable, plus it introduces the risk of slipping and ending up sitting on a public restroom floor with your pants around your ankles.
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I don't have a problem with sitting down and reaching under. Besides, standing up makes it more difficult to clean the ol' ringpiece since your cheeks tend to clench together. 😉
Click to expand...

And its posts like that that make me realise why i need to steer click of threads in which Encryptic Has posted in!
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Hey, I'm just telling it like it is. 😛
 
Originally posted by: notfred
What's wrong with standing up? Reaching under your ass is kinda hard when you're sitting, and leaning over is uncomfortable, plus it introduces the risk of slipping and ending up sitting on a public restroom floor with your pants around your ankles.
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I concur...
 
You people actually use toilet paper? All that does is smear the crap. Get with the program. I carry them wherever I go. I can't take a crap without them anymore. I don't feel fresh.

 
Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
ive never had a problem with autoflush toilets...
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Don't get me wrong, I like autoflush urinals. They save you from having to touch anything. But they just suck in stalls. :|
 
Originally posted by: notfred
What's wrong with standing up? Reaching under your ass is kinda hard when you're sitting, and leaning over is uncomfortable, plus it introduces the risk of slipping and ending up sitting on a public restroom floor with your pants around your ankles.
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WOW! You have some serious issues if you find it that difficult to wipe without standing up.
😛
 
Originally posted by: merlocka
You people actually use toilet paper? All that does is smear the crap. Get with the program. I carry them wherever I go. I can't take a crap without them anymore. I don't feel fresh.
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Never seen those before..... it's a good idea, but it's disturbing at the same time.
 
I'll only sit in a public stall if I'm desperate :disgust:

At the airport, I was desperate.....popped on the ass gasket, and you know that flap hangs down in the water....stood up to drop my drawers, and WOOOOSH...bye bye, ass gasket.

Love those toilets.
 
Sitting down and reaching under to whipe????

Gawd :::retch::: WTF would you want to stick your hand in a public toilet just because you're too fscking lazy to stand up, bend over and whipe your ass? I dunno about you, but I'm not putting my hands any where near that toilet.

Also, I'm hating the fact that I have to sit on the damn thing to begin with, why would I think it's a good idea to be squirming around on it as I reach my hand into the bowl to whipe my ass because I refuse to stand and do it?
 
I've never needed to stand up to wipe. I've never put my hand in a public toilet either. It is called leaning / tilting.
 
Originally posted by: Jugernot
Originally posted by: merlocka
You people actually use toilet paper? All that does is smear the crap. Get with the program. I carry them wherever I go. I can't take a crap without them anymore. I don't feel fresh.
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Never seen those before..... it's a good idea, but it's disturbing at the same time.
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/wondering where he carries them :Q
 
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