Once we hired a contract new recruiting assistant. She came in on time the first week, did her job well, and was pleasant. The second week she came in late, calling the first few days to explain she had a migraine. The fourth and fifth days she didn't notify us she was going to be late and the water started to heat up.
The following Monday we were discussing her future at the company, but when she didn't show up on Tuesday and WE called HER, she flippantly said, "oh, I got a better job. I quit."
Rude and cheeky of her, but sometimes you make a bad hire, oh well. We shut off her badge and started manning her inbox.
The next day we get a phone call from someone asking for a manager on the fourth floor and we transfer it up. GUESS WHO PICKS UP THE PHONE?? She took a job with us, blew it off, and then took a job with the tax department. My coworker who was transferring the call was a little astounded and the chick's blithe answer was, "well, I make 45k here so whatever. Oh, and STOP answering my email!"
So she was still using her email account. My coworker did a little checking and found out that (A) she had told Tax that we knew she was job hunting, (B) they mainly hired her because they were on a short timeline and she already had accounts to everything, (C) she had led them to believe she'd worked with us for a long time.
Well, she was in HR and had a ton of access she wasn't allowed to have. Since she'd never formally informed ME, the person responsible for her accounts, that she was still here, I followed protocol to the letter and shut them all off.
We got a RANTING mad call from her pissed that she'd been locked in the parking garage when her badge was disabled, and that her emails were gone, etc. To which I answered, entirely surprised, "Well, you QUIT..."
I think Tax fired her about 6 weeks later.