Stupid ActiveBuddies

[guyver01]

Well.. everyone knows about SMARTERCHILD, but there's also AGENTBASEBALL, LINDSAYBUDDY, GOOGLYMINOTAUR, and THESPORTINGNEWS.

i figured i'd try out LindsayBuddy


Jeff0573: ?
LindsayBuddy: This is LindsayBuddy, built by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

Sure! Tell me what you'd like to do.
Jeff0573: what do you offer
LindsayBuddy: What do i offer? Oh, i dunno.
Jeff0573: yer as stupid as the other buddies
LindsayBuddy: My as stupid as the other buddies?
Jeff0573: yes
LindsayBuddy: Yes.
Jeff0573: what can you do
LindsayBuddy: Welcome home, Jeff0573!

i like to chat about my friend Lindsay. Here are the things i do:

about lindsay zodiac
lindsay's album hangman
downloads movies
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help

What would u like?

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Jeff0573: help
LindsayBuddy: Sure! Tell me what you'd like to do.
Jeff0573: i want help
LindsayBuddy: What would you like to do?
Jeff0573: i want to know what HELP you offer
LindsayBuddy: u want to know what help me offer?
Jeff0573: help
LindsayBuddy: Well, what would you like to do?
Jeff0573: help
LindsayBuddy: OK. Basically, you make requests and I answer. Try it! Here are examples of basic requests you can make:

What movies are playing today?
What is my horoscope for today?
Let's play hangman.
Tell me about Lindsay Pagano.
Show me the lyrics to "Everything U R."
Where can I buy Lindsay's single?


>>> Next time you want to see this, just type "basic help."

Type "more" for more basic help.