stung on lip by bee - how do i reduce the swelling

[BTRY B 529th FA BN]

The story gets even better. Moments before I got stung on my upper lip, a girl who I've been chasing around for a month finally agrees to go out with me, like go out and do something. I get stung, and my lip is embarrassingly swollen, lol

How do I reduce the swelling from an allergic reaction? I'm not that deathly allergic to bee stings but my lip is insanely swollen, lol

help

 

[Dirigible]

Benadryl or the like asap.

 

[OCGuy]

Is there anyone near him in cleveland that can pee on it?

It is the only way to get rid of the poison.

I would do it if I lived near you OP. You would get the added benefit of it containing trace alcohol from last night, and it might even taste a little like Starbuck's bold coffee. Lord knows it smells like it.

 

[D1gger]

Is there anyone near him in cleveland that can pee on it?

It is the only way to get rid of the poison.

I would do it if I lived near you OP. You would get the added benefit of it containing trace alcohol from last night, and it might even taste a little like Starbuck's bold coffee. Lord knows it smells like it.

He can always ask the girl he has the date with to pee on him to get things started.

 

[BTRY B 529th FA BN]

you know, i heard the same thing from a friend on FB.. very odd that it gets rid of the poison... i think it's too late now though, i took Zurtec.. still swollen though... would it work even after a few hrs?

 

[xCxStylex]

Benadryl or the like asap.

^ or another antihistimine.

Be warned that it will make you VERY VERY DROWSY.

 

[Wyndru]

b is nowhere near l or i or p, htf did you manage that misspelling?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Juz tell her dat your lib is swollen becud you lob her so mudge.

 

[mcvickj]

7 posts and no one has asked for pics? /facepalm

 

[BTRY B 529th FA BN]

lol, just noticed that before i read your post,,


hell no, it's embarrassing as hell, lol

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

Pee on it.

 

[NFS4]

 

[zinfamous]

b is nowhere near l or i or p, htf did you manage that misspelling?

his lib was swollen.

what don't you get about that?
:hmm:

 

[zinfamous]

you know, i heard the same thing from a friend on FB.. very odd that it gets rid of the poison... i think it's too late now though, i took Zurtec.. still swollen though... would it work even after a few hrs?

 

[Wyndru]

his lib was swollen.

what don't you get about that?
:hmm:

The fact that his fingers are not? :awe:

I actually realized the point of the misspelling after I posted.

 

[zinfamous]

The fact that his fingers are not? :awe:

perhaps he should request a special dialing wand?
:sneaky:

 

[Wyndru]

perhaps he should request a special dialing wand?
:sneaky:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DtbPOXFk00

 

[NinjaTech]

Is there anyone near him in cleveland that can pee on it?

It is the only way to get rid of the poison.

I would do it if I lived near you OP. You would get the added benefit of it containing trace alcohol from last night, and it might even taste a little like Starbuck's bold coffee. Lord knows it smells like it.

Darn! Beat me to it!

 

[NinjaTech]

He can always ask the girl he has the date with to pee on him to get things started.

Nah, only on the second date. ^_^

 

[911paramedic]

Got ice?

 

[zinfamous]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DtbPOXFk00

yessir.

:thumbsup:

 

[BoomerD]

 

[mizzou]

herpes sucks man, that excuse will only last once

 

[Fritzo]

Are you talking like this now?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMADJcimnds

 

[Twista]

Sorry to tell you. Nothing is going to work, but time :/ Re schedule the date