Stuff your PARENTS say to you..

[sly_630]

if you go out, try not to drink TOO MUCH and drive

 

[iamwiz82]

"If you cant stadnt eh heat, get outta florida!!" - my mother trying very hard but failing miserably to quote the cliché.

 

[Viper GTS]

The "story" was when I was learning to drive... My mother was rather fruatrated with my quick starts (Which I still do, I don't know any other way to accelerate than with the pedal to the floor.) & was having a bad day to start with. As I pulled out of the driveway she said "Gregg, quit jerking off!"

She didn't realize at the time what she had said, it was months later before I finally told her. She was rather embarrassed by the whole thing.



Viper GTS

 

[nippyjun]

All the things your parents tell you, you'll say to your kids when you have them. And then it will all make sense.

 

[snut]

why are you so strange