Stuff your PARENTS say to you..

[GoldenBear]

"Clean your room, lazy"

 

[urbantechie]

Why are you so stupid!

 

"I said the same thing when I was a kid."

"Wow, your really growing up to be a man"

 

[AMDJunkie]

I would crash the server!

 

[Valhalla1]

can I borrow some money? :Q

can I borrow your car? :Q

 

[Supradude]

don't think about girls till your out of college, through grad school and have a decent paying job... at that time, girls will flock to you...

ha ha yeah right = P

 

[Viper GTS]

"Slow down!"

Viper GTS

 

[Deicide]

"mistake!," or "your an accident!," and "who let you out of the basement?!"

 

[NFS4]

"I brought you into this world and I can take you out"

 

[urbantechie]

<< don't think about girls till your out of college, through grad school and have a decent paying job... at that time, girls will flock to you... >>



LOL!!! Thats EXACTLY what my parents say!!!

 

[Nutcase99]

&quot;Drive saftly!&quot;
&quot;Fasten your seatbelt&quot;
&quot;Clean your room&quot;
&quot;Eat dinner&quot;

etc....

 

[kami]

&quot;Take out the garbage&quot;

 

[buck]

&quot;I hope you used protection.&quot;

 

[Regine]

My mother (after I had been having sex with Napalm for about a month or so):

&quot;So, what does Drew think about sex?&quot;

/me shrugs

Mom:
&quot;Oh, it's not like you're missing out on anything...&quot;

Now THAT was the biggest lie I have ever heard my parents tell

 

[Mule]

You poor poor souls that live at home

 

[FrogDog]

&quot;For the last time, stop humping the god damn couch!&quot;

 

[shiznut123]

&quot;You broke my computer by putting in that stupid RAM&quot;

 

[Pastore]

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[MajesticMoose]

about an hour ago:

&quot;Haven't you killed enough people today?&quot;

m00se

 

[BuckMaster]

Son this is going to hurt me more then its going to hurt you! WTF is up with that?? I bet it really hurt him when he was taking the belt to my butt!! Of course this has been many years ago.

 

[ltk007]

Don't tell me to shut up!

 

[NFS4]

<< Don't tell me to shut up! >>


Hehe, I forgot that one

 

[Pastore]

ltk, that was just about the funniest thing i have seen all day... my dad says that sometimes when i get pissed off, and oh my god, you should see the look on his face :Q

 

[erub]

&quot;Go study to get your grades up&quot; (I made 4 A's and 1 B+ last semester, studying less than I do now)
&quot;Be careful...Don't want to kill yourself&quot; (Driving)

 

[MisFit]

For someone so intelligent, you sure are stupid.