the ceramic stands kill me. like how shitty is your cable that if you put it on the floor it will affect the signal. Oh and stickers for your CD... or marker for the CD edge... the grift possibilities are endless!
I had to look those up. Oh, dear. The manufacturers have to come up with this stuff when they're plastered.
"F' man, our pusshead customers still have money. We got to come with something new."
"Insulators?"
"No, we already sell them gol damn gold plated insulators!"
"You won an industry prize for that one." <giggle>
"Guys, I got it! I got it! We'll sell them little towers for their cables, like a line of power poles running behind the sofa."
"Hmm, fifty cents to make, sell for $20.00, I'm in."
<three years pass>
"F' man, our pusshead customers still have money. We got to come with something new."
"Those little power poles we sold them put a strain on the cables, causing sags, signals not aligned."
"Cable trestles! Titanium oxide powder coated cables trestles at $100/ft"
"I can almost taste our next industry award!"