Stuff you didn't know and probably don't care about

[kn51]

William H Macy was in WarGames.
Uncredited.

I've seen that movie a gazillion times but can't recall where he was at in it. I'm assuming the war room?

 

[shortylickens]

I've seen that movie a gazillion times but can't recall where he was at in it. I'm assuming the war room?

Yup, non speaking technician.

 

[highland145]

Hey, look, 7 more pretty critters Australia has that want to eat your face off.

Expert discovers spider that looks like van Gogh’s painting 'Starry Night'

A new species of spider that resembles Vincent van Gogh’s famous “Starry Night” painting has been discovered in Australia.

www.foxnews.com

 

[OccamsToothbrush]

Before the release of Blazing Saddles the studio was getting nervous about how extreme the movie was, how tasteless some of the humor was and frequent use of the n-word. Mel Brooks promised to make some edits to remove some of the racial slurs, to tone down the fart scene and make the film just a tiny bit less wild. Brooks left in every single n-word, left in the fart scene and cut ONE and only one joke from the entire movie. What joke did Mel cut? There's a famous scene where Lili von Shtupp seduces Sheriff Bart with the lights out. She asks him if it's true his people are "gifted" like she's heard. There's the sound of a zipper and Lili excitedly says "It's Twue!! It's Twue!!"

Bart's next line was cut. It would have been:

Spoiler: Spoiler

'I hate to disillusion you, ma'am, but you're sucking on my elbow.'"

 

[KMFJD]

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[lxskllr]

Those are some attractive spiders up there^^^

O- kinda gets screwed. The give/take scale's a little unbalanced there.

 

[CZroe]

O- kinda gets screwed. The give/take scale's a little unbalanced there.

Nah. They get paid more because their blood is so much more useful.

 

[highland145]

Nah. They get paid more because their blood is so much more useful.

Like life insurance, works out well when you're ded.

 

[snoopy7548]

Like life insurance, works out well when you're ded.

Or collateral on debts!

 

[highland145]

Or collateral on debts!

This is S.C. sadly, I can't take your kidney.

Woot if I could.

 

[CZroe]

This is S.C. sadly, I can't take your kidney.

Woot if I could.

Can I pay with some Oh-Neg?

 

[highland145]

Can I pay with some Oh-Neg?

Meh, the quality is questionable.

 

[CZroe]

Meh, the quality is questionable.

Nobody said it would be mine. :shiftyeyes:

I'm O.P. but I have my sources.

 

[highland145]

Me too. More may be coming...

Need to find a reliable ... collector.

 

[shortylickens]

Ryan Reynolds was married to Scarlett Johansson.

Which means I clearly do not keep up with my celeb gossip.

 

[shortylickens]

Allegedly Clint Eastwood asked John Wayne to make a western with him and John Wayne told him off, blaming him for the bastardization of the genre.

 

[shortylickens]

No matter how many times I look it up I can't remember what Amerigo Vespucci actually did.

Amerigo Vespucci - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Then I remember why: His lifes work was not pushed in history class because of political reasons.
He actually did more than Columbus but was shafted so Columbus could get more glory.

 

[snoopy7548]

No matter how many times I look it up I can't remember what Amerigo Vespucci actually did.

Amerigo Vespucci - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Then I remember why: His lifes work was not pushed in history class because of political reasons.
He actually did more than Columbus but was shafted so Columbus could get more glory.

So what did he do?

 

[lxskllr]

He invented the Vespa scooter.

 

[dasherHampton]

When I clicked on Yahoo today this was the first article on the page:

Does Semen Have Health Benefits? You Might Be Surprised at the Answer

Yes, it actually does contain protein.

www.sheknows.com

What in the hell are they profiling me for?

 

[Kaido]

This sounds like some video game-level stuff:

Army Designs New Camera Drones to Be Fired from Grenade Launchers

Army scientists have created a reconnaissance drone that soldiers will be able to fire from their 40mm grenade launchers.

news.yahoo.com

 

[shortylickens]

When I clicked on Yahoo today this was the first article on the page:

Does Semen Have Health Benefits? You Might Be Surprised at the Answer

Yes, it actually does contain protein.

www.sheknows.com

What in the hell are they profiling me for?

If you've been googling for cum dumpster sluts thats why.

next time google for lesbo preggo midgets. You get some WILD stuff a few days later.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

If you've been googling for cum dumpster sluts thats why.

next time google for lesbo preggo midgets. You get some WILD stuff a few days later.

Ask @zinfamous what my “pillory” search result yielded

 

[dasherHampton]

But I've never shown any interest in semen.

I've never googled semen.

Wait a second....That doesn't sound right.

 

[sdifox]

hallmark channel is making a mockery of bacon!

You're Bacon Me Crazy | Hallmark Channel

Cleo Morelli, an aspiring Portland chef, tries to win a food truck competition while the competition tries to win her heart. Stars Natalie Hall and Michael Rady.

www.hallmarkchannel.com