Study shows: male monkey pay for sex..

[SuperNaruto]

From fox news...
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,319746,00.html

http://rawstory.com/news/afp/C..._pay_for_01022008.html

Mating may be a natural instinct, but monkey business doesn't come free for male macaques who have to "pay" females for their affections, the AFP reported Wednesday.

According to the report, a study of the primates conducted by Michael Gumert of Nanyang Technological University in Singapore found that the male monkeys must first groom the female before she will permit sex. The males use grooming as a form of currency to buy sex from the female, the study found.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Thus further blurring the lines between humans and primates.

Edit-What's next? I'm waiting for the study that shows male monkeys tap their feet on the floor for gay sex.

 

[Modeps]

Maybe its just foreplay, I know I've gotta play with my wife's hair before I can touch her boobs.

 

[trmiv]

Originally posted by: Modeps
Maybe its just foreplay, I know I've gotta play with my wife's hair before I can touch her boobs.

:thumbsup: LOL

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Modeps
Maybe its just foreplay, I know I've gotta play with my wife's hair before I can touch her boobs.

I can confirm this. I also have to play your wife's hair before she'll let me touch her boobs.

 

[zoiks]

Grooming is considered payment?

 

[alien42]

i still think female penguins and their prostitute ways take the cake in animal reproduction

 

[TheNewbie]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Modeps
Maybe its just foreplay, I know I've gotta play with my wife's hair before I can touch her boobs.

I can confirm this. I also have to play your wife's hair before she'll let me touch her boobs.

Really? I never had that problem with her.

 

[Modeps]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Modeps
Maybe its just foreplay, I know I've gotta play with my wife's hair before I can touch her boobs.

I can confirm this. I also have to play your wife's hair before she'll let me touch her boobs.

I hate you.


...but I also laughed out loud.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: TheNewbie

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Modeps
Maybe its just foreplay, I know I've gotta play with my wife's hair before I can touch her boobs.

I can confirm this. I also have to play your wife's hair before she'll let me touch her boobs.

Really? I never had that problem with her.

:laugh:

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: alien42
i still think female penguins and their prostitute ways take the cake in animal reproduction

What do you expect from penguins. We'll rue the day we ever met those vile creatures.

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Modeps
Maybe its just foreplay, I know I've gotta play with my wife's hair before I can touch her boobs.

I can confirm this. I also have to play your wife's hair before she'll let me touch her boobs.

That's funny.....especially since you don't like women.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Modeps
Maybe its just foreplay, I know I've gotta play with my wife's hair before I can touch her boobs.

I can confirm this. I also have to play your wife's hair before she'll let me touch her boobs.

That's funny.....especially since you don't like women.

Um, I'm married to a woman...and we have a son together.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Modeps
Maybe its just foreplay, I know I've gotta play with my wife's hair before I can touch her boobs.

i would think it's foreplay too. i mean, it's not like he's doing the dishes in order to get some nookie. although that may work for the human species.

 

[Patt]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Modeps
Maybe its just foreplay, I know I've gotta play with my wife's hair before I can touch her boobs.

i would think it's foreplay too. i mean, it's not like he's doing the dishes in order to get some nookie. although that may work for the human species.

I wish ... though the hair thing sometimes works, doing the dishes has no observable effect. Nor does cleaning the bathroom and/or mopping.

 

[antyler]

haha thats great. monkeys are funny. and the comments in this post are even funnier.

 

[Mucho]

Could this just be another case of social scientist finding what they were looking for to support their cockamamie theory.

 

[elmer92413]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: alien42
i still think female penguins and their prostitute ways take the cake in animal reproduction

What do you expect from penguins. We'll rue the day we ever met those vile creatures.

Care to elaborate?

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: elmer92413

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: alien42
i still think female penguins and their prostitute ways take the cake in animal reproduction

What do you expect from penguins. We'll rue the day we ever met those vile creatures.

Care to elaborate?

What's there to elaborate on?

Fact: Penguins are evil.
Fact: Emperor Penguins were born with the desire to rule the world.
Fact: Penguins steal babies from their cribs at night.

 

[Spooner]

BigJ hit the nail on the head. Penguins have also caused global warming

 

[HombrePequeno]

Really? I swear I read a report stating the exact opposite: the female paid the male.

 

[0roo0roo]

marriage...
engagement ring.
heather mills
whats new

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: alien42
i still think female penguins and their prostitute ways take the cake in animal reproduction

have the female penguins ever whored themselves out to other ladies? It's been reported males have become life partners with other males.

 

[nonameo]

I'm not paying any woman for sex. I'd rather masturbate for life.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: nonameo
I'm not paying any woman for sex. I'd rather masturbate for life.

foreplay isn't a "payment". it's a warm up for both partners.