Stuck in the 'friend zone'...again

[arcas]

Dammit.

 

[thecoolnessrune]

cool. You deserve it you freak!

 

[illusion88]

go home, do some pushups, do the sleeve of your favorite jacket.

 

[Jeff7]

 

[MichaelD]

Guys that continually get stuck in The Friend Zone have no balls.

I'll elaborate. In order to get stuck in TFZ, the woman in question must first perceive you as "very safe." I.E. he won't touch me, try to get me drunk, bend me over the sink, grab my titties, etc.

It's a good idea to be a gentleman at first; you don't want them to catch on that you are, in fact, a homocidal, misogynistic maniac. BUT, if you're interested, you must bust the move sooner or later.

You wound up in TFZ again b/c you failed to demonstrate that you actually own a working penis and you have the desire to use it.

It's all your fault. You suck at life and teh womans.

 

[BrianH1]

just try to SIIHB. you will instantly get out of the friend zone, one way or another.

 

[Eeezee]

Slap your friend's ass. Do it regularly.

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Guys that continually get stuck in The Friend Zone have no balls.

I'll elaborate. In order to get stuck in TFZ, the woman in question must first perceive you as "very safe." I.E. he won't touch me, try to get me drunk, bend me over the sink, grab my titties, etc.

It's a good idea to be a gentleman at first; you don't want them to catch on that you are, in fact, a homocidal, misogynistic maniac. BUT, if you're interested, you must bust the move sooner or later.

You wound up in TFZ again b/c you failed to demonstrate that you actually own a working penis and you have the desire to use it.

It's all your fault. You suck at life and teh womans.

How is it that you always have the most awesome advice regarding women? Do you chop down trees, breathe Jack Daniel's and snort gunpowder to become this manly?

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Guys that continually get stuck in The Friend Zone have no balls.

I'll elaborate. In order to get stuck in TFZ, the woman in question must first perceive you as "very safe." I.E. he won't touch me, try to get me drunk, bend me over the sink, grab my titties, etc.

It's a good idea to be a gentleman at first; you don't want them to catch on that you are, in fact, a homocidal, misogynistic maniac. BUT, if you're interested, you must bust the move sooner or later.

You wound up in TFZ again b/c you failed to demonstrate that you actually own a working penis and you have the desire to use it.

It's all your fault. You suck at life and teh womans.

How is it that you always have the most awesome advice regarding women? Do you chop down trees, breathe Jack Daniel's and snort gunpowder to become this manly?

LMAO! I almost spewed my soda on my keyboard! Thanks for the compliment. I have years worth of Learning by Trial and Error (mostly error) under my belt.

The Friend Zone is something I figured out VERY early on. It's actually very basic. It's basics resting on the very principles of the thing that enables we humans to procreate: SEX.

Male A finds Female A to be attractive.
Male A attempts to mate with Female A.
Female A either accepts (score!) or rejects this attempt.

It really is that simple. If you dig a girl, let her know and make The Move in a TIMELY MANNER (<-very important!) if you "just feel her out (not up) to see how she feels about me" you'll never know and you'll be banished to TFZ forever! If she digs you too, she'll let you know. Most probably, in such a physically strong way you'll be quite shocked. Women are very aggressive when their hormones get to flowing; they just don't advertise nor admit like the males of our species do. /pounds on chest, swings on vine

Better to get smacked in the face and know, than go home with your right hand again.

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Guys that continually get stuck in The Friend Zone have no balls.

I'll elaborate. In order to get stuck in TFZ, the woman in question must first perceive you as "very safe." I.E. he won't touch me, try to get me drunk, bend me over the sink, grab my titties, etc.

It's a good idea to be a gentleman at first; you don't want them to catch on that you are, in fact, a homocidal, misogynistic maniac. BUT, if you're interested, you must bust the move sooner or later.

You wound up in TFZ again b/c you failed to demonstrate that you actually own a working penis and you have the desire to use it.

It's all your fault. You suck at life and teh womans.

How is it that you always have the most awesome advice regarding women? Do you chop down trees, breathe Jack Daniel's and snort gunpowder to become this manly?

Haha! :thumbsup: :laugh: