Hell would be anyplace that doesn't appreciate the occasional tasteless (but otherwise harmless) joke.
If Strom loved gays and black people, lacked a reputation for sexual harassment (technically he would call it "friskiness"), and was not a living fossil collecting $140K of the taxpayers money plus tens of thousands more in healthcare costs up through last year . . . the strip wouldn't be accurate or funny . . . thanks to Strom "Viagra Party Pack" Thurmond it's both.