Stripper injures self sliding down fireman pole.....

[Queasy]

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SAN ANTONIO -- A 19-year-old exotic dancer was injured while sliding on a fire pole at a West Side fire station, sources told KSAT 12 News.

Sources said that three off-duty San Antonio Fire Department firefighters visited a gentlemen's club in October 2004 when two dancers followed the trio to Fire Station No. 10 at Culebra and Zarzamora roads because the women wanted to slide down the fire pole.

One of the dancers injured her back but refused treatment from paramedics, sources said.

SAFD officials, who just learned of the incident last week, are investigating.

Once the investigation is concluded, a recommendation will be made to Fire Chief Robert Ojeda, who will ultimately decide what action to take.

 

[Nikamichi]

 

[Bumrush99]

Orgy at the firehouse

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

:laugh:

 

[GasX]

Do you know what irony means?

 

[SagaLore]

By "injury", do they mean she was naked and got 2nd degree burns from all that friction?

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: Queasy

Once the investigation is concluded, a recommendation will be made to Fire Chief Robert Ojeda, who will ultimately decide what action to take.

Disinfect the pole?

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
By "injury", do they mean she was naked and got 2nd degree burns from all that friction?

She would have left a slime trail.

 

[Jeff7181]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski

Originally posted by: Queasy

Once the investigation is concluded, a recommendation will be made to Fire Chief Robert Ojeda, who will ultimately decide what action to take.

Disinfect the pole?

LOL

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Do you know what irony means?

From Dictionary.com

1. Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs: ?Hyde noted the irony of Ireland's copying the nation she most hated? (Richard Kain).
2. An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity. See Usage Note at ironic.

So let's see, you figure a stripper, who pole dances for a living, would be able to succesfully slide down a real fire pole. But no, that's not what happened; she was injured in doing so.

I think that fits the description of irony.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Do you know what irony means?

From Dictionary.com

1. Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs: ?Hyde noted the irony of Ireland's copying the nation she most hated? (Richard Kain).
2. An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity. See Usage Note at ironic.

So let's see, you figure a stripper, who pole dances for a living, would be able to succesfully slide down a real fire pole. But no, that's not what happened; she was injured in doing so.

I think that fits the description of irony.

Do strip club poles drop 2 stories?

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Do you know what irony means?

From Dictionary.com

1. Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs: ?Hyde noted the irony of Ireland's copying the nation she most hated? (Richard Kain).
2. An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity. See Usage Note at ironic.

So let's see, you figure a stripper, who pole dances for a living, would be able to succesfully slide down a real fire pole. But no, that's not what happened; she was injured in doing so.

I think that fits the description of irony.

Do strip club poles drop 2 stories?

Depends on the strip club.

Regardless, the majority of people would expect a stripper to be able to slide down a pole. Note the key word, expect.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Do you know what irony means?

From Dictionary.com

1. Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs: ?Hyde noted the irony of Ireland's copying the nation she most hated? (Richard Kain).
2. An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity. See Usage Note at ironic.

So let's see, you figure a stripper, who pole dances for a living, would be able to succesfully slide down a real fire pole. But no, that's not what happened; she was injured in doing so.

I think that fits the description of irony.

Do strip club poles drop 2 stories?

Depends on the strip club.

Regardless, the majority of people would expect a stripper to be able to slide down a pole. Note the key word, expect.

point conceded

still, I think one could find better examples of irony...

:music:It's like RAIN!:music:

 

[thereds]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Do you know what irony means?

From Dictionary.com

1. Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs: ?Hyde noted the irony of Ireland's copying the nation she most hated? (Richard Kain).
2. An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity. See Usage Note at ironic.

So let's see, you figure a stripper, who pole dances for a living, would be able to succesfully slide down a real fire pole. But no, that's not what happened; she was injured in doing so.

I think that fits the description of irony.

Do strip club poles drop 2 stories?

Depends on the strip club.

Regardless, the majority of people would expect a stripper to be able to slide down a pole. Note the key word, expect.

point conceded

still, I think one could find better examples of irony...

:music:It's like RAIN!:music:

Alanis' song wasn't in any way shape or form 'ironic'.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: thereds


Alanis' song wasn't in any way shape or form 'ironic'.

Thank you Captain Obvious.

 

[Qwest]

Flashpoint

 

[MisterJackson]

Okay, I can't tell this story at work. I told it and it sounded like a bad joke.

"Did you hear about the stripper that hurt herself sliding down the fireman's pole?".

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski

Originally posted by: SagaLore
By "injury", do they mean she was naked and got 2nd degree burns from all that friction?

She would have left a slime trail.

Or a semen trail, depends on before or after

 

[KoolAidKid]

By that BS definition of irony, the mailman delivering my mail later than I expected him to would be ironic.

I guess that you could call a stripper injuring herself on a pole ironic, but only in an Alanis Morisette kind of way.

 

[m2kewl]

oh the hilarity!!!

 

[Mucho]

I wonder what part of her anatomy was injured.

 

[thereds]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: thereds


Alanis' song wasn't in any way shape or form 'ironic'.

Thank you Captain Obvious.

You missed a comma, doofus.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: thereds

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: thereds


Alanis' song wasn't in any way shape or form 'ironic'.

Thank you Captain Obvious.

You missed a comma, doofus.

Sor,ry abou,t t,hat

 

[KDOG]

I can't believe nobody has asked yet -

PICS?