Strip clubs, fights, vehicular assault and gunfire...

EagleKeeper

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Fires shots into the air with no concern where they may come down at :(
 

Alex

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lol
only thing better than this was eddie griffin.... hit a parked car with a SUV whilst driving drunk and masturbating to a pr0n dvd at the same time... :laugh: he's got good 'ball-handling' i'll give you that....
 

vi edit

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I really think that there needs some sort of orientation class when you get signed on to a professional team with continuing education credits given each year on "How to avoid problems".

Topics would cover:

1) The proper use of firearms
2) How to avoid a DUI (AKA Don't drink and drive dumbsh!t)
3) Money doesn't buy invincibility in high speed car crashes
4) How to drive a motorcycle responsibly
5) Avoiding underage girls and the problems that occur when you have sex with them
6) People don't care that you have money....they'll still beat your ass
 

Xyo II

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Originally posted by: franguinho
lol
only thing better than this was eddie griffin.... hit a parked car with a SUV whilst driving drunk and masturbating to a pr0n dvd at the same time... :laugh: he's got good 'ball-handling' i'll give you that....

:laugh:
 

MrChad

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Originally posted by: vi_edit
I really think that there needs some sort of orientation class when you get signed on to a professional team with continuing education credits given each year on "How to avoid problems".

Topics would cover:

1) The proper use of firearms
2) How to avoid a DUI (AKA Don't drink and drive dumbsh!t)
3) Money doesn't buy invincibility in high speed car crashes
4) How to drive a motorcycle responsibly
5) Avoiding underage girls and the problems that occur when you have sex with them
6) People don't care that you have money....they'll still beat your ass

I don't know about the NBA, but NFL teams often bring in consultants warning players about the dangers of picking up women in bars (some of whom are predatory and will try and extort the player later on).