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Originally posted by: slimrhcp
Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
thank god the strip clubs in Baltimore city are all nude. ****** that wearing a thong BS. I want to see inner lips.
All nude lapdances too?

Yes me and slimhrcp just went last night. It was quite fun.

Some places have nude dances that are extremely private.

I met an ecuadorian chick there last night and got special treatment because I am ecuadorian. And before it even comes up i dont need to or will ever pay for sex.


Yeah, it was a really fun time. I must say, the girls were very pushy about getting dances though.

youre a rusty nail. Right!!
 

slimrhcp

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Originally posted by: Mike


singles don't always pay the bills.


I would concur, however, it's not fun when one of the few busted girls in the place sits on your lap (whilst you're waiting at the bar to tip a beautiful russian minx from whom you got an excellent dance the week before), tries to use her feminine wiles to get you to buy a dance (which were lackluster to say the least), and then demands you to tip her after having tactfully declined a private dance.
 
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Originally posted by: slimrhcp
Originally posted by: Mike


singles don't always pay the bills.


I would concur, however, it's not fun when one of the few busted girls in the place sits on your lap (whilst you're waiting at the bar to tip a beautiful russian minx from whom you got an excellent dance the week before), tries to use her feminine wiles to get you to buy a dance (which were lackluster to say the least), and then demands you to tip her after having tactfully declined a private dance.

lol I think I walked away from this situation. Sorry, maybe next time Ill make a racially sensitive remark and save you.
 

slimrhcp

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Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
Originally posted by: slimrhcp
Originally posted by: Mike


singles don't always pay the bills.


I would concur, however, it's not fun when one of the few busted girls in the place sits on your lap (whilst you're waiting at the bar to tip a beautiful russian minx from whom you got an excellent dance the week before), tries to use her feminine wiles to get you to buy a dance (which were lackluster to say the least), and then demands you to tip her after having tactfully declined a private dance.

lol I think I walked away from this situation. Sorry, maybe next time Ill make a racially sensitive remark and save you.


yeah, you pretty much pwnt me... just like what elegant elliot did to joe corsin in the world famous stage deli.
 

manlymatt83

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Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Originally posted by: altonb1
OP: I have a question...

If I drive to Connecticut, will you let me in the club w/o paying the cover charge?

no cover sunday-Tuesday so yes. its only 5 bucks the other nights and I think I can wave that for you if I have a heads up. if I'm not working the door I can get you a pass.


Wow, where in Connecticut?
 

her209

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Originally posted by: mjuszczak
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Originally posted by: altonb1
OP: I have a question...

If I drive to Connecticut, will you let me in the club w/o paying the cover charge?

no cover sunday-Tuesday so yes. its only 5 bucks the other nights and I think I can wave that for you if I have a heads up. if I'm not working the door I can get you a pass.


Wow, where in Connecticut?
Look in the first post of his linked thread in the first post of this thread.
 

onemo

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Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
thank god the strip clubs in Baltimore city are all nude. ****** that wearing a thong BS. I want to see inner lips.

Reminds me of the time me and a bunch of buddies went to some Tampa FL strip clubs. By the end of the night we found ourselves at this dump call the Ybor (sp?) Strip. Full nude + alcohol. The place had ridiculous amounts of black lights in the place, so almost all you could see was teeth and eyeballs (anything white). My buddy (wearing black shirt and pants) got a private room dance from a somewhat decent girl and when he came out it looked like he was attacked by giant snails.

By the way Mons Venus is very nice, but a few too many fake boobies for me. Cover when we went was pretty steep also.

MY Question for OP: Me and a few buddies want to start a strip club in our local area. Can you get some pointers from the boss about the best way to get started?
 

BoberFett

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Originally posted by: Ilmater
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Originally posted by: Sukhoi
How do they deal with all the $1 bills? Just take huge stacks to the bank?
good question.

They dispose of the 1's in a few ways.

1) They exchange them with the cashier by the private dance area

2) They exchange them with the bartenders who are always wanting more singles.

3) They use them to pay house fees

4) they use them to pay for there booze/coke
So basically, they do NOT just deposit a huge lump of 1s at the bank. Right?

Back when my wife was dancing, she often brought home a big stack of singles. It was kinda fun going to the grocery store and handing the cashier a stack of 100 bills.
 

IceBergSLiM

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Originally posted by: Isocene
How much would you say the average person there spends? I would image most people would have maybe 2 drinks and 1 dance + a $10 cover maybe $50?

What about people sit in VIP? You have to pay to sit there right? What are the expectations for the people who want to sit in VIP?

5 dollar cover. 20 bucks on drinks. 25 bucks on a dance. 10 bucks on singles for the stage. yeah 50-60 bucks is probably a good number.

You have to buy a bottle of champagne the cheapest of which starts at like 75 or 80 bucks and its a 10 dollar bottle of sparkling wine
 

IceBergSLiM

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Originally posted by: Auggie
Strip clubs are one of the most base and classless place a man can walk into.

Sorry to get off-topic. Returning to-topic:

Do you feel bad that you're working for an enterprise that both takes large amounts of money often from men who should be spending that money on other things and exploits women, treating them as sex objects??

thanks for opinion but the sex industry has been around since sex has been around and it has been enjoyed buy most of the most prestigous individuals to ever walk the earth at one point or another.

This club doesnt take money from anybody. We provide a valid service that many people are willing to pay for. Both men and women come to the club. It is not anyones business to tell someone how they should spend there money or when. ITs called personal responsibility. Women are not exploited here. We have girls calling the club all the asking for an audition etc....They are there to make money using something god given (their bodies) we provide safe and comfortable environment for them to do so. no one is being exploited here it is all voluntary. Its not like we are pimping them out and keeping them around through mind control and drugs and abuse. that would be exploitation. We dont treat them as sex objects. They are treated as employees. The fact that they take there shirts off doesnt mean we are allowed to degrade them and treat them poorly. Some clientel may treat them this way but that is something that the girls decided to put up with in exchange for making easy money.
 

IceBergSLiM

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Originally posted by: ed21x
i once heard that a good percentage of strippers are lesbian. Is this true?


probably not striaght up lesbians but I'm sure the majority are very open minded sexually.
 

IceBergSLiM

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Originally posted by: slimrhcp
Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
thank god the strip clubs in Baltimore city are all nude. ****** that wearing a thong BS. I want to see inner lips.
All nude lapdances too?

Yes me and slimhrcp just went last night. It was quite fun.

Some places have nude dances that are extremely private.

I met an ecuadorian chick there last night and got special treatment because I am ecuadorian. And before it even comes up i dont need to or will ever pay for sex.


Yeah, it was a really fun time. I must say, the girls were very pushy about getting dances though.

as they often say they arent there for their health they are there for their wealth! pay up cheap skate!

jk

but yeah depends on the girls. Some will sit and talk to you for along time if they think you will pay up and get a like a 15 minute dance.
 

IceBergSLiM

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Originally posted by: mjuszczak
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Originally posted by: altonb1
OP: I have a question...

If I drive to Connecticut, will you let me in the club w/o paying the cover charge?

no cover sunday-Tuesday so yes. its only 5 bucks the other nights and I think I can wave that for you if I have a heads up. if I'm not working the door I can get you a pass.


Wow, where in Connecticut?

near waterbury
 

IceBergSLiM

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Originally posted by: onemo
Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
thank god the strip clubs in Baltimore city are all nude. ****** that wearing a thong BS. I want to see inner lips.

Reminds me of the time me and a bunch of buddies went to some Tampa FL strip clubs. By the end of the night we found ourselves at this dump call the Ybor (sp?) Strip. Full nude + alcohol. The place had ridiculous amounts of black lights in the place, so almost all you could see was teeth and eyeballs (anything white). My buddy (wearing black shirt and pants) got a private room dance from a somewhat decent girl and when he came out it looked like he was attacked by giant snails.

By the way Mons Venus is very nice, but a few too many fake boobies for me. Cover when we went was pretty steep also.

MY Question for OP: Me and a few buddies want to start a strip club in our local area. Can you get some pointers from the boss about the best way to get started?

Oh boy good luck with that. In CT, the only way to open a strip club is to get grandfathered in under a previously issued liscence. The state just isnt granting anymore liscneses. But depending on where you live it maybe easier. You are going to be dilligent in finding girls. The turnover is pretty high as well so you will always need new girls as they are generally flaky and unreliable. For instance some nights we have 5 girls scheduled to come in and none of them will but 6 others will randomly drop in. Also again depending on where you are if you arent already heavily connected in the sex industry expect to be extorted by local organized crime. Its really not something you just do because your buddies want to look at boobies all day. It takes alot of start up cash assuming you are starting from scratch.
 

Dudewithoutapet

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I didn't read through the whole thing, but this is interesting. While I have never been to a strip club, I think the amount of people willing to speak or haev experience is low. This is a whole different perspective than say the news.
 

LukeMan

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Originally posted by: jtusa
Originally posted by: Auggie
Strip clubs are one of the most base and classless place a man can walk into.

Sorry to get off-topic. Returning to-topic:

Do you feel bad that you're working for an enterprise that both takes large amounts of money often from men who should be spending that money on other things and exploits women, treating them as sex objects??

You one of those senstive guys that marches with the women during the women's lib marches and stuff?

lmao
 

isekii

Lifer
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Originally posted by: homestarmy
So if I go to a club, how much can I expect to drop in one night without drinking with one or zero private dances?

When I usually go, I usually take somewhere between 150-200
 

voodoodrul

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Wow.. People actually care about a guy getting a job at a strip club? At least I'm surprised that this number of people do.. I see no difference between hanging out at a strip club and being the kind of loser to hang out with a bunch of dudes watching a porno.

Strip clubs are extremely frustrating and stupid. It's like gambling with no chance to win.

Strip clubs and bars are teh suck and are a crutch for the weak minded. Find something useful to do.

 

Jeff7

Lifer
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Originally posted by: voodoodrul
Wow.. People actually care about a guy getting a job at a strip club? At least I'm surprised that this number of people do.. I see no difference between hanging out at a strip club and being the kind of loser to hang out with a bunch of dudes watching a porno.

Strip clubs are extremely frustrating and stupid. It's like gambling with no chance to win.

Strip clubs and bars are teh suck and are a crutch for the weak minded. Find something useful to do.

Why go to an art museum? Just paint stuff yourself.
Why go to school? Just buy the books and learn it yourself.
Why go to sporting events? You're only watching, and if one team wins, so what? It's not like you are directly affiliated with the team.
So indeed, why go anywhere you can only watch, but not participate? Because sometimes there's still enjoyment to be had in being a spectator.

So long as there are women willing to do this, then the industry will continue to thrive.
 

ryan256

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Wow..... suprising the mod squad hasn't locked this thread already like they did the first one.

My questions:
How many of the boobs are fake? How easy is it to tell? Which do the customers tend to prefer? How many of the girls will be honest/don't mind if you ask??
 

mrkun

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Originally posted by: ryan256
Wow..... suprising the mod squad hasn't locked this thread already like they did the first one.

My questions:
How many of the boobs are fake? How easy is it to tell? Which do the customers tend to prefer? How many of the girls will be honest/don't mind if you ask??

I'm pretty sure he answered the first question earlier in the thread.
 

IceBergSLiM

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Originally posted by: homestarmy
So if I go to a club, how much can I expect to drop in one night without drinking with one or zero private dances?

5 dollar cover, 25 dollars for a dance. thats it. unless you sit at the stage at which time your expected to tip the girls who are dancing. so including at least a dollar per girl you see dancing at the stage if you are cheap.