Strict, Unbending Rules For Dealing With Stray Cats:

[Azraele]

Hopefully this isn't a repost:

Strict, Unbending Rules For Dealing With Stray Cats:

** Stray cats will not be fed.
** Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food.
** Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened
with a little milk.
** Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened
with warm milk, yummy treats and leftover fish scraps.
** Stray cats will not be encouraged to make this house their permanent
residence.
** Stray cats will not be petted, played with or picked up and cuddled
unnecessarily.
** Stray cats that are petted, played with, picked up and cuddled will
absolutely not be given a name.
** Stray cats with or without a name will not be allowed inside the
house at any time.
** Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except at certain
times.
** Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except on days ending
in "y".
** Stray cats allowed inside will not be permitted to jump up on or
sharpen their claws on the furniture.
** Stray cats will not be permitted to jump up on, or sharpen claws on
the really good furniture.
** Stray cats will be permitted on all furniture but must sharpen claws
on new $114.99 sisal-rope cat-scratching post with three perches.
** Stray cats will answer the call of nature outdoors in the sand.
** Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the three-piece,
high-impact plastic tray filled with Fresh'n'Sweet kitty litter.
** Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the hooded litter pan
with a three-panel privacy screen and plenty of head room.
** Stray cats will sleep outside.
** Stray cats will sleep in the garage.
** Stray cats will sleep in the house.
** Stray cats will sleep in a cardboard box lined with an old blanket.
** Stray cats will sleep in the special Kitty-Komfort-Bed with
non-allergenic lambs wool pillow.
** Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed.
** Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed, except at the
foot.
** Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed under the covers.
** Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed under the covers
except at the foot.
** Stray cats will not play on the desk.
** Stray cats will not play on the desk near the computer.
** Stray cats are forbidden to walk on the computer keyboard on the desk

when the human is

typingggg

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[ToBeMe]

Guess you don't care for Stray Cats huh????

 

[WombatWoman]

** Stray cats will sleep in a cardboard box lined with an old blanket.

Works for me.

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

**Stray cats are to be.... ~<>BLAM!!<>~ shot.

 

[WombatWoman]

Very cute, Azraele!

It's good to see that you're a strict disciplinarian, as I am, when it comes to cats.

Why, if we just let them walk all over us, they will... well, they will walk all over us.

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

Womby, you funuckered up that link.

(Link fixed. )

 

[WombatWoman]

Thank you, Monel. Go funucker yourself.

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

You missed me pointing out the obivious, huh?

 

[WombatWoman]

I missed you, Monel.

But my aim is getting better.

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

(Looks at red laser dot on his chest)

Uhhh... yyy yyyy yeah!
~Gulp~

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

Heh, that's pretty good. My grandma had a problem w/stray cats one time. We got really attached to this one cat that came to her house, but a few years after it had come, it went off and never came back

 

[Geekbabe]

WW,

What a cutie !!!

 

[Geekbabe]

Azraele

Lol, sounds like the rules around here

 

[Azraele]

<<It's good to see that you're a strict disciplinarian, as I am, when it comes to cats. >>

Hehe, yep, I'm very strict. I stick to the rules I posted above.

WW: Awwww! cute pics!!

 

[ElFenix]

well i have a 14 year old stray, and i can't get her to sleep in expensive cat beds or stuff like that. she likes laundry baskets, open drawers, and the little bit of space between my shirts and the floor in the closet.

 

[EvanFerguson]

huh?

 

[BruinGuy]

Stray cats should not be allowed to do this.

 

[Dually]

Funny how your name is the same as that cat in the smurfs.

 

[MrBond]

<< Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except at certain times >>



This is the level we're at with the barn cats. My sister brings them in the house in the morning &quot;to eat breakfast with her&quot; I'll have no part in it. Cats belong outside, we have a giant barn them to play in, cat dancers galore outside, and a massive, dog free yard. They should STAY out there.

I just know when I go off to school and come back, they'll have taken over my bed