Strange thing happened while out looking at Christmas lights

[Eeezee]

One of the neighborhoods goes all out with lights, so I and a few other friends were walking through the neighborhood admiring the decorations. There were some kids in the back of a truck driving by wishing people a Merry Christmas. My friend yelled back

"Happy Hanukkah!"

To which the child (maybe 7 or 8 years old), as the truck was driving away, replied

"You're Jewish, you don't believe in God!"

 

[Albatross]

god=jesus ,ergo jews don`t believe in god

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: albatross
god=jesus ,ergo jews don`t believe in god

God = Lord = Jesus
Yet God existed before Jesus did.

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: albatross
god=jesus ,ergo jews don`t believe in god

uhhhhh so jesus is the son of god but he's his own father? are you the product of an incestious relationship?

 

[JM Aggie08]

but its a sunday

 

[Albatross]

the trinity is absurd,i just tried to explain what might be going on in the mind of a 9 year old....

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: albatross
the trinity is absurd,i just tried to explain what might be going on in the mind of a 9 year old....

religion is absurd.

 

[Albatross]

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: albatross
the trinity is absurd,i just tried to explain what might be going on in the mind of a 9 year old....

religion is absurd.

not really;or not more so than many other things.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Smart ass comment replied back with a smart ass comment.

 

[MyThirdEye]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Smart ass comment replied back with a smart ass comment.

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: albatross

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: albatross
the trinity is absurd,i just tried to explain what might be going on in the mind of a 9 year old....

religion is absurd.

not really;or not more so than many other things.

like what? quantum physics?

 

[Albatross]

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: albatross

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: albatross
the trinity is absurd,i just tried to explain what might be going on in the mind of a 9 year old....

religion is absurd.

not really;or not more so than many other things.

like what? quantum physics?

like horoscope,like countries going to war for a soccer match,like people being interested in celebrities,like the war in iraq etc.

 

[BoomerD]

Oh NOES...a Jew looking at X-mas lights...will Gawd smite him and burn his eyes out of his head for the sacrilege?

 

[angminas]

I had a guy ask me the other day, "Who are the Jews? Are they Catholic?" Then I found out that telling someone who Jews are is more complicated than I thought.

 

[Eeezee]

Originally posted by: angminas
I had a guy ask me the other day, "Who are the Jews? Are they Catholic?" Then I found out that telling someone who Jews are is more complicated than I thought.

No it's not. They came before Catholics and don't believe that Jesus is the son of God. Their holy book is the Tanakh (ie the Old Testament).

Was that so hard?

 

[Eeezee]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Smart ass comment replied back with a smart ass comment.

Most seven year-olds don't know how to make smart ass comments.

 

[Cuda1447]

This thread is absurd.

 

[nutxo]

Originally posted by: Eeezee

Originally posted by: angminas
I had a guy ask me the other day, "Who are the Jews? Are they Catholic?" Then I found out that telling someone who Jews are is more complicated than I thought.

No it's not. They came before Catholics and don't believe that Jesus is the son of God. Their holy book is the Tanakh (ie the Old Testament).

Was that so hard?

I told kids the same thing my dad told me. They dont believe in Jesus, have 2 rows of teeth and horns under their hair. Theyll figure it out later...

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: Eeezee
...kids in the back of a truck...

that is illegal in most/all states

rednecks? white trash?

call child protection on them, did you write down the license plate number?

 

[TehMac]

Originally posted by: albatross

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: albatross

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: albatross
the trinity is absurd,i just tried to explain what might be going on in the mind of a 9 year old....

religion is absurd.

not really;or not more so than many other things.

like what? quantum physics?

like horoscope,like countries going to war for a soccer match,like people being interested in celebrities,like the war in iraq etc.

Like having the government wipe your ass for you with handouts? Like raising taxes to keep welfare addicts voting for you? Like trying to legalize culturally lacking illegal immigrants? Yeah, that's all absurd. That's what being a liberal is: being absurd.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: nutxo

Originally posted by: Eeezee

Originally posted by: angminas
I had a guy ask me the other day, "Who are the Jews? Are they Catholic?" Then I found out that telling someone who Jews are is more complicated than I thought.

No it's not. They came before Catholics and don't believe that Jesus is the son of God. Their holy book is the Tanakh (ie the Old Testament).

Was that so hard?

I told kids the same thing my dad told me. They dont believe in Jesus, have 2 rows of teeth and horns under their hair. Theyll figure it out later...

And all this time, I thought that was the Mormons...

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Hehe, reminds me of Stolen Summer

It was a nice movie - this little smart-ass kid befriends a rabbi's ailing son for the sole purpose of converting him to Catholicism because, "He's sick and he deserves a chance to go to heaven." Pretty heartwarming and cute.

 

[Throckmorton]

Originally posted by: nutxo

Originally posted by: Eeezee

Originally posted by: angminas
I had a guy ask me the other day, "Who are the Jews? Are they Catholic?" Then I found out that telling someone who Jews are is more complicated than I thought.

No it's not. They came before Catholics and don't believe that Jesus is the son of God. Their holy book is the Tanakh (ie the Old Testament).

Was that so hard?

I told kids the same thing my dad told me. They dont believe in Jesus, have 2 rows of teeth and horns under their hair. Theyll figure it out later...

You forgot to tell the kids that they can shapeshift.

 

[Jschmuck2]

Originally posted by: TehMac

Originally posted by: albatross

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: albatross

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: albatross
the trinity is absurd,i just tried to explain what might be going on in the mind of a 9 year old....

religion is absurd.

not really;or not more so than many other things.

like what? quantum physics?

like horoscope,like countries going to war for a soccer match,like people being interested in celebrities,like the war in iraq etc.

Like having the government wipe your ass for you with handouts? Like raising taxes to keep welfare addicts voting for you? Like trying to legalize culturally lacking illegal immigrants? Yeah, that's all absurd. That's what being a liberal is: being absurd.

You must have a very sad little trailer.

If you give me your address, I'll send you a shiny new roll of tin foil for Christma...ah wait, Holiday time. Why must everything become an Us vs. Them scenario? Is your life that bad that you have to blame all of your problems on a whole group of people.

There's another group of people who did that my friend. I'd show you the video clips but they're all in German.

 

[Saint Nick]

Lets not argue.

Everyone on this earth is different and therefore have different tastes, values, and beliefs. No one is right, no one is wrong.

However, it was pretty untasteful of those kids to say that. But, then again, they were just kids.