Strange one liners, where are they from?

Nocturnal

Lifer
Jan 8, 2002
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"It's because you touch yourself at night"

"My cat's breath smells like cat food"

Any other hilarious one liners you'd like to mention?

Ok I gogled the cat one and it's from Ralph. He says some really weird stuff. I never noticed him before lol.

He asked Lisa what the answer for one of the Qs on the test was and she told him she could not give it to him then he paused, and said, "My cat's name is Mittens."

The writers of the Simpsons are brilliant and at the same time, weird.