Strange Name Game: Business listings in white pages

[Maetryx]

Maetryx here,

I was looking for a phone number in the white pages when I came across a business name, bolded and highlighted. It seemed kind of oxymoronic and even worth sharing. So I figured, maybe the rest of you near phone books can enter the silliest business name you can find bolded or highlighted in the white pages. Here's mine:

JAMMIN SALMON'S PHYSICAL AND NUTRITIONAL THERAPIES INC

Beat that!

 

[flyfish]

Noah's Steel Erection Inc.

They build metal buildings.

 

[Maetryx]

Oooh! good one. Okay, I'll play again:

SMRT General Contractors Inc

 

[TommyVercetti]

Gay Pontiac
Also, Gay Mazda, Gay Chevy

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: flyfish
Noah's Steel Erection Inc.

I'm sure the Tin Man is asking himself "Why did I settle for that lousy heart when I could have gotten that instead?!?!"

 

[Maetryx]

Hair We Are

Good grief, I *still* haven't looked up the phone number I'm supposed to be looking up.

 

[UglyCasanova]

Weed Pro

They do weeds/sell yard stuff.

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: Maetryx
Hair We Are

Good grief, I *still* haven't looked up the phone number I'm supposed to be looking up.

There's one like that here:
His 'n Hairs

 

[Maetryx]

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: Maetryx
Hair We Are

Good grief, I *still* haven't looked up the phone number I'm supposed to be looking up.

There's one like that here:
His 'n Hairs

Ha ha! We got another one called Hair 'em.