Strange co-worker stories?

[Queasy]

What are some of your strange co-worker stories?

I just found out today that one of the guys I work with honestly believes that he is an alien. He claims that his ship landed in Iowa and he was adopted by a human family. Apparently, he was chased from his planet by members of his race. It gets better. He has a mail-order bride from Mexico who waits on him hand and foot. He's said some really funny stuff to other co-workers like that he can take a 50,000 volt shock. I would have asked him to prove it. 🙂

At my previous job, there was a transexual. That was extremely trippy. Especially when he/she brought he/she's boyfriend AND girlfriend to the Christmas party.

 

[boyRacer]

My coworkers are boring. I don't know where you work though. 😕

 

[Nocturnal]

There are two transexuals where I work. One recently went to some foriegn country to get a boob job and some crap done to her head. I saw the scar where they pulled down her forehead and shaved her forehead down. I overheard this in the breakroom. Pretty crazy.

 

[kindest]

Originally posted by: Nocturnal
There are two transexuals where I work. One recently went to some foriegn country to get a boob job and some crap done to her head. I saw the scar where they pulled down her forehead and shaved her forehead down. I overheard this in the breakroom. Pretty crazy.

lol where the hell do you work.

 

[dman]

One guy in our dept got busted a few yrs ago for solicting some underage girls to meet him somewhere. Of course it was police that he tried to hook up with. They locked him up and also found some other stuff on his PC. I didn't get all the details... still surprised me.

 

[Nocturnal]

Originally posted by: kindest

Originally posted by: Nocturnal
There are two transexuals where I work. One recently went to some foriegn country to get a boob job and some crap done to her head. I saw the scar where they pulled down her forehead and shaved her forehead down. I overheard this in the breakroom. Pretty crazy.

lol where the hell do you work.

Inside of a K-Mart. I don't work for them though. My company rents a space 🙂

 

[TommyVercetti]

Originally posted by: Nocturnal
There are two transexuals where I work. One recently went to some foriegn country to get a boob job and some crap done to her head. I saw the scar where they pulled down her forehead and shaved her forehead down. I overheard this in the breakroom. Pretty crazy.

Let me guess, you work at a tatto parlor, bong and novelty shop, or Walmart?

 

[Queasy]

Originally posted by: boyRacer
My coworkers are boring. I don't know where you work though. 😕

Corporate America believe it or not.

The alien is a programmer and so was the transexual.

 

[TommyVercetti]

My coworker is trying to become a tiger. He is this programmer dude. Really nice though.

 

[TheHeartless]

My co-workers are not so much strange, as they are weird. .....i couldnt tell you about certian people...because i forget about them after a year.. 😛