Straight Outta....Maine? WTF?

Jschmuck2

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From the troll thread here - look at this guy's Myspace:

People are really like this?

Malibu's Most Wanted was on the other day - I find this eerily similar, just with 500% more douchebag involved. At least Jamie Kennedy's character was from California.

"Quick dawg, what rhymes with Kennebunkport?"

"Yeah, yeah, lobster, lobster, what, what."
 

OdiN

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There are no good rappers. Good rappers is an oxymoron. They do not come from anywhere because they do not exist.
 

IceBergSLiM

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Originally posted by: OdiN
There are no good rappers. Good rappers is an oxymoron. They do not come from anywhere because they do not exist.

proof?

I can name 3 off the top of my head

 

mundane

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Originally posted by: amjohns5
Originally posted by: OdiN
There are no good rappers. Good rappers is an oxymoron. They do not come from anywhere because they do not exist.

:thumbsup:

I don't care for the genre myself, but there are some artists who have talent.
 

Jschmuck2

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Originally posted by: OdiN
There are no good rappers. Good rappers is an oxymoron. They do not come from anywhere because they do not exist.

Really? What's it like to be old?
 

MyThirdEye

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Originally posted by: Jschmuck2
Originally posted by: OdiN
There are no good rappers. Good rappers is an oxymoron. They do not come from anywhere because they do not exist.

Really? What's it like to be old?

what's it like to have a shitty taste in music?
 

OdiN

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Originally posted by: amjohns5
Originally posted by: Jschmuck2
Originally posted by: OdiN
There are no good rappers. Good rappers is an oxymoron. They do not come from anywhere because they do not exist.

Really? What's it like to be old?

what's it like to have a shitty taste in music?

WOAH there man. Let's not get upset and mix up terms.

Rap is not music.
 

OdiN

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Originally posted by: Jschmuck2
Originally posted by: OdiN
There are no good rappers. Good rappers is an oxymoron. They do not come from anywhere because they do not exist.

Really? What's it like to be old?

I don't know, you tell me.
 

OdiN

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Originally posted by: mundane
Originally posted by: amjohns5
Originally posted by: OdiN
There are no good rappers. Good rappers is an oxymoron. They do not come from anywhere because they do not exist.

:thumbsup:

I don't care for the genre myself, but there are some artists who have talent.

There are a lot of artists that have talent.

Problem is, rappers are not artists.
 

OdiN

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Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Originally posted by: OdiN
There are no good rappers. Good rappers is an oxymoron. They do not come from anywhere because they do not exist.

proof?

I can name 3 off the top of my head

That isn't possible.
 

IceBergSLiM

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Originally posted by: OdiN
Originally posted by: mundane
Originally posted by: amjohns5
Originally posted by: OdiN
There are no good rappers. Good rappers is an oxymoron. They do not come from anywhere because they do not exist.

:thumbsup:

I don't care for the genre myself, but there are some artists who have talent.

There are a lot of artists that have talent.

Problem is, rappers are not artists.

http://wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=artist

There are rappers that fall into that category. Like I said I can name at least 3 off the top of my head.
 

IceBergSLiM

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Originally posted by: OdiN
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Originally posted by: OdiN
There are no good rappers. Good rappers is an oxymoron. They do not come from anywhere because they do not exist.

proof?

I can name 3 off the top of my head

That isn't possible.

providing proof isn't possible? I know because your statement is a fallacy.

I get it. your'e a troll.
 

OdiN

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Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Originally posted by: OdiN
Originally posted by: mundane
Originally posted by: amjohns5
Originally posted by: OdiN
There are no good rappers. Good rappers is an oxymoron. They do not come from anywhere because they do not exist.

:thumbsup:

I don't care for the genre myself, but there are some artists who have talent.

There are a lot of artists that have talent.

Problem is, rappers are not artists.

http://wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=artist

There are rappers that fall into that category. Like I said I can name at least 3 off the top of my head.

"a person whose creative work shows sensitivity and imagination"


BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Yo homie, I busted a cap in yo ass. I be fucking creative n shit!
 

IceBergSLiM

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Originally posted by: OdiN
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Originally posted by: OdiN
Originally posted by: mundane
Originally posted by: amjohns5
Originally posted by: OdiN
There are no good rappers. Good rappers is an oxymoron. They do not come from anywhere because they do not exist.

:thumbsup:

I don't care for the genre myself, but there are some artists who have talent.

There are a lot of artists that have talent.

Problem is, rappers are not artists.

http://wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=artist

There are rappers that fall into that category. Like I said I can name at least 3 off the top of my head.

"a person whose creative work shows sensitivity and imagination"


BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Yo homie, I busted a cap in yo ass. I be fucking creative n shit!

self pwnage is always the best kind.

Another troll preserved in history.
 

IceBergSLiM

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Originally posted by: OdiN
Whatver "slim", lol.

If you can provide proof that all rap is lame brain gangster nursey rhymes devoid of any creative or artistic content I will concede. Until then you remain just another troll.
 

polarmystery

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*sigh*

A long time ago (from about 1994-2004) I really liked rap not because of what it said, but because rap had good end rhyme, everything wasn't always about who had the better whatever and even when it started going the gangsta route, end rhyme still existed with good beats. I'd say circa 2004-5 is when rappers decided that end rhyme no longer needed to apply to their music hence why I think it's just lame now. Also, the beats are either remixed of old beats, or stolen from songs years past. The people rapping today do not portray any art because it is just them speaking what they have and what they want and who they think they are without any reguard to the flow of the beat and solidifying end rhyme. Don't get me wrong there are still some good 'club bangin' songs out there, but most of rap I just don't care for that much anymore. If you are going to call rappers artists, call the people that made them who they are today artists, cause it takes a lot of effort to make someone who looks like a moron portrayed in a positive light.

Example of good end rhyme:
Snoop Dogg - Gin and Juice (snippet)

Now, that, I got me some seagrams gin
Everybody got they cups, but they aint chipped in
Now this types of shit, happens all the time
You got to get yours but fool I gotta get mine
Everything is fine when you listenin to the d-o-g
I got the cultivating music that be captivating he
:)

Example of bad end rhyme:
Young Jezzy - And then what (snippet)

I tried to tell 'em but these niggaz ain't hearin' me
Mossberg Pump ridin' shotgun literally (daaamn)
Live from the projects, you know what it is
Ay, Snowman, (what up), can I get a ad lib?
Get the club crunk, can't take that from me
Ain't dropped yet, still got a lil' jon money
:confused:


*sigh*


 

OdiN

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Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Originally posted by: OdiN
Whatver "slim", lol.

If you can provide proof that all rap is lame brain gangster nursey rhymes devoid of any creative or artistic content I will concede. Until then you remain just another troll.

Just listen to it slim. Just listen.

I know...kinda torture for the ears but hey.
 

IceBergSLiM

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Originally posted by: OdiN
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Originally posted by: OdiN
Whatver "slim", lol.

If you can provide proof that all rap is lame brain gangster nursey rhymes devoid of any creative or artistic content I will concede. Until then you remain just another troll.

Just listen to it slim. Just listen.

I know...kinda torture for the ears but hey.

I do. I am an avid hip hop fan. I might even be considered an expert on the topic. Which is why I know your claims that there is no artistic or creative merit in rap is a fallacy.
 

OdiN

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Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Originally posted by: OdiN
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Originally posted by: OdiN
Whatver "slim", lol.

If you can provide proof that all rap is lame brain gangster nursey rhymes devoid of any creative or artistic content I will concede. Until then you remain just another troll.

Just listen to it slim. Just listen.

I know...kinda torture for the ears but hey.

I do. I am an avid hip hop fan. I might even be considered an expert on the topic. Which is why I know your claims that there is no artistic or creative merit in rap is a fallacy.

Well you're obviously not an expert then. Try listening to some real music. You know....stuff that doesn't have the same 2 or 3 seconds of sampled crap repeating over and over and over and over and over.

Show me a rapper who can play an actual musical instrument (and play it well) and then color me slightly impressed.