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[Eska]

I remember I sent away for an ant farm when I was 5 or 6. When it came I got a farm, dirt, and a bag of dead ants.

 

[Ika]

My eyes are bleeding.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: Eska
I remember I sent away for an ant farm when I was 5 or 6. When it came I got a farm, dirt, and a bag of dead ants.

😕

 

[KillyKillall]

That happened with my mail-order bride.

 

[her209]

Me too! But mine was a bag of dead aunts!!!

 

[TheChort]

rmmbr snt wy fr n nt frm whn I ws 5 r 6. Whn t cm gt frm, drt, nd bg f dd nts.

I removed all the vowels for you

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: TheChort

rmmbr snt wy fr n nt frm whn I ws 5 r 6. Whn t cm gt frm, drt, nd bg f dd nts.

I removed all the vowels for you

You miss one.

 

[Eska]

Originally posted by: TheChort

rmmbr snt wy fr n nt frm whn I ws 5 r 6. Whn t cm gt frm, drt, nd bg f dd nts.

I removed all the vowels for you

I'm in yo threadz.
Takin yo vowelz.

 

[neutralizer]

This thread is :thumbsup:

 

[TheChort]

Originally posted by: neutralizer
This thread is :thmbsp;

😕

 

[JasonCoder]

I'm still waiting for the story. No I'm not... moving on.

 

[Rubycon]

They didn't include the uncles?

 

[Aftermath]

Originally posted by: MS Dawn
They didn't include the uncles?

Aw Je-- tsk, a.. well..

..it was so bad, I laughed.

 

[Captante]

Originally posted by: neutralizer
This thread is :thumbsdown:

Fixed.

 

[Eska]

Originally posted by: Captante

Originally posted by: neutralizer
This thread is :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Fixed.

 

[Kirby]

What a chilling tale of horror and despair....

 

[SlitheryDee]

A guy called me and told me that I won a free Lincoln. When I came to claim it he gave me a toy Lincoln Towncar and tried to sell me a condo.

 

[Coquito]

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
A guy called me and told me that I won a free Lincoln. When I came to claim it, he arrested me for all my unpaid parking tickets.

Fixed. 🙂