Koing
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Friend sent me this and I thought it was amusing............
So I finally broke down and called Cummings Plastic Surgery last week (they have a billboard that I see every day going home from work, 1-800-682-2662, if you care).
Now I don?t want new breast or my ass vacuumed sucked out, but I do have some minor birthmarks I thought I would get evaluated for removal. I?m pretty familiar with Plastic Surgeon?s (I?ve sent a few Rotties there for improvements) so I know how no matter how you feel about your body the doctors try to get you to feel bad, because it?s good for their business. Now I don?t feel that I am so attractive, but I have no desire to fix myself with surgery. So when I showed up for my evaluation I was determined to ignore all the passive aggressive insults the doctor would sling at me and insist I only need a little operation. Let me tell you, I really underestimated the professionals.
After waiting in an examination room for a several minutes, an attractive blond female (she had a smoking body so I assume she had some work done) came in and explained to me that she would be doing my initial evaluation. She explained how she wasn?t a doctor but a certified blah blah blah and I could request a male attended if I wanted. I didn?t want to look intimidate so I was like, whatever bitch lets just get this over with. So she asks me what I was their for, I tell here about the birthmarks and she writes some sh!t down. After a few questions and answers, she ask me to strip to my boxers and get up on this pedestal in the back.
When I get up on the pedestal she produces a digital camera and starts to take pictures of the birthmarks. At this point I feel I have things under control, however, I was expecting some sort of assault soon. Sure enough it comes. She starts talking about excess body fat and uses a black marker to circle some ?trouble? spots on my abdomen and back. She snaps some pictures and tells me she will feed them into a computer so we can see what they can do for me. I?m like ?whatever? and feel pretty much unfazed by her comments. Then she did something I could not, in fact I still do not, believed happened. She said,
?Lets check your endowment.?
Before I could even issue a protest my boxers were around my ankle and the girl gave me a look of pity that made me completely shrivel up inside. If I recall correctly she said something like ?well this is unfortunate, but not the worse I?ve seen.? She followed up this comment with additional digital photos and some measurements. This was bad, but far from over. At this point the nurse, or whatever she was, snapped on a rubber glove and stated
?If you get over excited please turn to the side.? Before I could even understand what she was getting at she grabbed my member with the rubber gloved clad hand corkscrewed my member and gave a few rapid tugs. Naturally I responded in a very well natural manner. She watched on and didn?t even flinch. After my rapid response, she just went on snapping pictures and taking notes. Babbling nonchalantly like this all was nothing. When the whole thing was over (it only took a few minutes, but felt like hours). She started going on and on about ?enlargement? procedures. She explained the woman?s response to bigger sexual organs and her own personal preferences and experiences?. Talk about being on the spot, I mean pushing your product is one thing, but this seems a bit aggressive.
I can only imagine what they do to the females. If they give me before and after photo?s next week I?ll post them for you all.
-CPP
Koing
So I finally broke down and called Cummings Plastic Surgery last week (they have a billboard that I see every day going home from work, 1-800-682-2662, if you care).
Now I don?t want new breast or my ass vacuumed sucked out, but I do have some minor birthmarks I thought I would get evaluated for removal. I?m pretty familiar with Plastic Surgeon?s (I?ve sent a few Rotties there for improvements) so I know how no matter how you feel about your body the doctors try to get you to feel bad, because it?s good for their business. Now I don?t feel that I am so attractive, but I have no desire to fix myself with surgery. So when I showed up for my evaluation I was determined to ignore all the passive aggressive insults the doctor would sling at me and insist I only need a little operation. Let me tell you, I really underestimated the professionals.
After waiting in an examination room for a several minutes, an attractive blond female (she had a smoking body so I assume she had some work done) came in and explained to me that she would be doing my initial evaluation. She explained how she wasn?t a doctor but a certified blah blah blah and I could request a male attended if I wanted. I didn?t want to look intimidate so I was like, whatever bitch lets just get this over with. So she asks me what I was their for, I tell here about the birthmarks and she writes some sh!t down. After a few questions and answers, she ask me to strip to my boxers and get up on this pedestal in the back.
When I get up on the pedestal she produces a digital camera and starts to take pictures of the birthmarks. At this point I feel I have things under control, however, I was expecting some sort of assault soon. Sure enough it comes. She starts talking about excess body fat and uses a black marker to circle some ?trouble? spots on my abdomen and back. She snaps some pictures and tells me she will feed them into a computer so we can see what they can do for me. I?m like ?whatever? and feel pretty much unfazed by her comments. Then she did something I could not, in fact I still do not, believed happened. She said,
?Lets check your endowment.?
Before I could even issue a protest my boxers were around my ankle and the girl gave me a look of pity that made me completely shrivel up inside. If I recall correctly she said something like ?well this is unfortunate, but not the worse I?ve seen.? She followed up this comment with additional digital photos and some measurements. This was bad, but far from over. At this point the nurse, or whatever she was, snapped on a rubber glove and stated
?If you get over excited please turn to the side.? Before I could even understand what she was getting at she grabbed my member with the rubber gloved clad hand corkscrewed my member and gave a few rapid tugs. Naturally I responded in a very well natural manner. She watched on and didn?t even flinch. After my rapid response, she just went on snapping pictures and taking notes. Babbling nonchalantly like this all was nothing. When the whole thing was over (it only took a few minutes, but felt like hours). She started going on and on about ?enlargement? procedures. She explained the woman?s response to bigger sexual organs and her own personal preferences and experiences?. Talk about being on the spot, I mean pushing your product is one thing, but this seems a bit aggressive.
I can only imagine what they do to the females. If they give me before and after photo?s next week I?ll post them for you all.
-CPP
Koing
