story on my ski trip

Evdawg

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Aug 23, 2003
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So we're driving to CO and we're in the middle of kansas. We had been in the car for a very long time.... it was 4 of us. My friend in the front right seat (i was in the back right behind him) has a pillow over his lap and i look over and he pulls a bottle out. I was like whatever... then i look again and hes grinning... and i look at the bottle and it has a yellowish tint to it. We all start laughing histerically. (this is an aquafina water bottle with a squeeze lid... sorry had to add for effect)

So he THROWS the bottle in the back seat at my other friend.. he FREAKS out and throws it back up.. then he takes the bottle and rolls down the window driving 75MPH and starts pouring his PISS out the window. I'm sure the cars behind us were laughing pretty hard. Now the scary part was keeping my window rolled UP so i didnt get piss all over my face.

the end.


cookies please

Obviously a new Moron factory must of gone on line last night!
 

CTrain

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Sep 26, 2001
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While not funny, I've pissed in the back seat many times when people refused to stop.

BTW, where are you going to Colo ??
Driving from where ??
Still on your trip ??
 

DaWhim

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Feb 3, 2003
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LMAO!

that reminded me when I met two dudes in the time square countdown. they took a piss with a coke bottle in the middle of broadway and w 46th st. :D
 

thegimp03

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lol...
i've used big gulps from 7-11 to piss in before while riding in a car...
also used 16 oz cups, but filled them up before i was "finished"..tricky part was pinching off, holding the cup, and rolling down the window at the same time to empty the cup. ....
 

notfred

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My roommate was driving his redneck parents to Las Vegas and was stuck in a traffic jam on I-15 in the middle of the desert. Well, my roommate's dad decides he wants a beer, and is sitting there in the back seat of the car drinking... and keeps drinking and eventually they're stuck on this freeway for a couple hours, and he has to piss. So, he uses an empty beer bottle. Problem is that he's kinda drunk now and can't really keep a beer bottle upright anymore, and he spills a bottle of piss all over the back seat of my roommate's car.