story about a girl looking for a roommate

[OS]

So I am casually looking for another place to stay. There was this ad on craigslist, for a room for rent. Turns out it's a girl looking for a guy roommate. Now this is kind of wierd for all kinds of reasons, but the rent is cheap and location is good. I go look and she's a foreign student from europe, living by herself. Kind of broken english. We chat a bit and she hopes to stay in the US. I joke that the easiest way to do this is just to marry someone with citizenship, which is what my cousin's wife did. She's like, yeah well, you have to live with them for a year or so and they actually check. Interesting she has this all figured out. So that's why she's looking for a guy roommate.

 

[FleshLight]

Pics?

 

[Hyperblaze]

so basically..she is looking for a husband to marry for a green card?

 

[jtusa]

Originally posted by: FleshLight
Pics?

 

[Allio]

You're SO IN

 

[Siva]

If she's hot, do it!

 

[Ronstang]

So? Live with her for a year of cheap rent and booty and when the time comes for marriage simply move on. That will teach her.

 

[wfbberzerker]

no way, this is just like those nigerian e-mail scams.

 

[BustaBust]

Scheme = This is so......Indian

 

[Zugzwang152]

hit it and post pics of the carnage.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Nice.

 

[earthman]

Foreign or not, she still gets half your crap when she divorces you.

 

[jst0ney]

pics

 

[white]

is she hot?

 

[PKPunk]

Originally posted by: BustaBust
Scheme = This is so......Indian

what's up with that comment? he said she was from Europe

 

[thegimp03]

Smart chick...pics?

 

[Judgement]

:camera: or :thumbsdown:

 

[yhelothar]

My mom married a guy from china who married her just for his citizenship.
:thumbsdown:

They should be deported right after they get divorced.

 

[CTrain]

If shes HOT, thats a double positive for you.
Cheap rent and free sex.

 

[BRObedoza]

It's a dude.

 

[MisterJackson]

Prenup

We don't want her gettin' your Star Wars collection now do we?

 

[Cable God]

PRENUP......Don't think twice about it.

 

[Confused]

Originally posted by: Ronstang
So? Live with her for a year of cheap rent and booty and when the time comes for marriage simply move on. That will teach her.

:beer:


What i'd do

 

[Brian23]

I think we just got syringered....

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: Brian23
I think we just got syringered....

yea seems like it