StormRider's tactic for flirtation without the risk!

[StormRider]

I just thought of this!

If you see a hot looking girl -- just wait until she walks or is standing in front of a mirror! Then say, "You sure are hot!" 🙂

Then, if she says, "Bug off, I wouldn't date you if you were the last man on earth, little boy!" :|

You can then reply, "Oh, I'm sorry, but I was talking to my reflection on the mirror behind you!". Then she will become confused.

But if she says, "Oh, tee-hee. I think you are cute too!". Then you can flirt with her some more.

It's called "flirtation without the risk". Whatta you guys think?

 

[Looney]

You need to get out more.

 

[isasir]

I prefer "hi."

 

[VirginiaDonkey]

IMHO I would call it.....#4 on the lamest pick up lines list

 

[LordMaul]

I've been using that for 3 years now. I still have most of my front teeth, even.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

I prefer, "I'm a huge computer nerd with more than 23 thousand posts on the Anandtech message boards!"

I get all the women.

 

[Bootprint]

But what if she comes back with 'Whhhaaattt ever freak' , then what? 😀

 

[brunswickite]

how bout

"wanna fvck?"

 

[Zrom999]

Using this line will get you hurt: "Want to see something?"
I was looking into a microscope and this girl came by, and I asked "Want to see something?" (I was talking about the paramecia),then I got a really nasty look, some horrible words came out of her mouth and then she tried to punch me. Some girls are so damn stupid.

 

[Zrom999]

😱
Double post.

 

[conjur]

If we're lucky, lightning from the passing thunderstorms will zap your PC and you will be forced to stop posting

 

[pulse8]

I wouldn't take dating advice from you if my nose fell off.

 

[dakels]

 

[PCMarine]

Originally posted by: conjur
If we're lucky, lightning from the passing thunderstorms will zap your PC and you will be forced to stop posting

Haha, good one.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Why don't you just take up sucking toes, instead?

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Why don't you just take up sucking toes, instead?

If I do that for a wage, I'll lose my job if people will do it for free!