store brand cereal mascots

[spaceman]

they have dreams too, or their creators do.
the walmart cinnamon toast crunch beaver was staring at me this morning
i saw his eagerness
he acknowledged he wasnt tony the tiger.
but i saw in him great potential
it made me wonder about the other store brand cereal mascots, and attempt to see a metaphor which led to this post.
i am sorry, im still working on the metaphor.

 

[OCGuy]

You sir, are a treasure.

 

[nakedfrog]

It's good to have you back.

 

[BurnItDwn]

My favorite cereal mascot was "Mr Creepy" for Creepios (from Nick Swardson's Pretend Time show.)

It was hilarious and disgusting.

 

[spaceman]

c: i never been gone.just been a lurker.
creepios? i gotta google.

 

[BurnItDwn]

c: i never been gone.just been a lurker.
creepios? i gotta google.

There is a several minute clip online, but, i don't wanna link it here since its disgusting and probably NSFW.

 

[snoopy7548]

The Cocoa Nuggets monkey probably has some substance abuse problems going on.

 

[sdifox]

Well, beavers are useful for stripping bark off cinnamon trees.

 

[Printer Bandit]

where is the mascot?

 

[BurnItDwn]

where is the mascot?

You have a DIY mascot box. Grab a marker and get to town!

 

[Scarpozzi]

 

[nakedfrog]

You have a DIY mascot box. Grab a marker and get to town!

What, neither of you can see the beaver?

 

[BurnItDwn]

What, neither of you can see the beaver?

You cat claim a /whoosh right there if you want. Redeem your prize sir.

 

[nakedfrog]

You cat claim a /whoosh right there if you want. Redeem your prize sir.

Don't tell my cat what to do

 

[FeuerFrei]

Why are beavers so eager??

 

[nakedfrog]

Why are beavers so eager??

They just love wood.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Don't tell my cat what to do

Meow are you doing today? I appear to be on a downward spiral.

 

[nakedfrog]

I'm freaking out, man!

 

[BurnItDwn]

I'm freaking out, man!

Your mascot would be telling you to have some delicious honey smacks

 

[brianmanahan]

toucan sam got fired and replaced by a sharp-dressed man with a froot loop fetish