Stop wearing hoochy clothes when you're overweight

[PricklyPete]

[rant]
I feel like I'm being sexually harassed at work today.

There is this 30ish year old female who has worked at our offices for some time. She is irritating as hell and used to be somewhat decent looking. Now she has easily packed on 70+ pounds (definitely over 200), but she tries to wear the same clothes she used to wear. Low cut shirts with tight pants, etc.

Today she's wearing a low cut, thin sweater with what appears to be no bra. Apparantly its cold in here and she's all over the place. She's also wearing tight pants that are far from flattering. She keeps walking by my office...it's not pretty. I may just shut my door.

She really needs to invest in a moo-moo.

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[Mrvile]

Sux.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Just make whale noises every time she walks by.

- M4H

 

[isasir]

:camera:'s

 

[PricklyPete]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Just make whale noises every time she walks by.

- M4H

Not a bad idea... I don't want her to get the wrong idea and start thinking I'm trying to woo her though...

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: PricklyPete

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Just make whale noises every time she walks by.

- M4H

Not a bad idea... I don't want her to get the wrong idea and start thinking I'm trying to woo her though...

Just avoid the mating song and you'll be fine.

- M4H

 

[moshquerade]

i feel ya.

i cannot stand to see chicks wearing belly shirts who have a freakin big belly!
i don't wanna see your fat rolls hanging out. :|

 

[NyteCrawler]

Throw a twinkie across the office and that should occupy her.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: PricklyPete

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Just make whale noises every time she walks by.

- M4H

Not a bad idea... I don't want her to get the wrong idea and start thinking I'm trying to woo her though...

Just avoid the mating song and you'll be fine.

- M4H

...and stop eating krill for lunch.

 

[PricklyPete]

Originally posted by: isasir
:camera:'s

Seriously man...I'm not risking my camera...and I'm not driving home so that you can get a look at this phenomena

 

[PricklyPete]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: PricklyPete

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Just make whale noises every time she walks by.

- M4H

Not a bad idea... I don't want her to get the wrong idea and start thinking I'm trying to woo her though...

Just avoid the mating song and you'll be fine.

- M4H

...and stop eating krill for lunch.

check...no more krill.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: PricklyPete

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Just make whale noises every time she walks by.

- M4H

Not a bad idea... I don't want her to get the wrong idea and start thinking I'm trying to woo her though...

Just avoid the mating song and you'll be fine.

- M4H

...and stop eating krill for lunch.

Swim away!

- M4H

 

[DougK62]

That doesn't sound like appropriate work attire. I'd report her.

 

[PricklyPete]

And to any of you who think I'm being insensitive to my overweight, female co-worker...I am. I'd be just as insensitive to my overweight, male coworkers if they were running around the office in tight ass speedos and silk shirts.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Make sure she is within hearing distance, and make like you are calling the local zoo. Tell them you have an escaped elephant in your office trappling and eating everything in site. Make sure to let them know that the elephant, somehow, has a low cut sweater on and no bra. Tell them that if they don't come soon, you fear there will be no office left. Then hang up the phone, turn around, and tell her she looks nice today.

 

[PricklyPete]

Originally posted by: DougK62
That doesn't sound like appropriate work attire. I'd report her.

If I did...she might corner me into my office knock me out with one of those unhampered mamaries.

 

[PricklyPete]

Originally posted by: PricklyPete

Originally posted by: DougK62
That doesn't sound like appropriate work attire. I'd report her.

If I did...she might corner me into my office knock me out with one of those unhampered mamaries.

What is really pathetic...is that would normally sound like a really good day at the office...just not with her...

 

[Adica]

Ask her if she has a mirror at home. I don't think she looks into it if she does.

 

blah blah blah more fattness hating.

Lets just kill all overweight persons.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i feel ya.

i cannot stand to see chicks wearing belly shirts who have a freakin big belly!
i don't wanna see your fat rolls hanging out. :|

Todays fashions can be real cruel. It's not the older women who have to suffer, it's the younger girls who try to wear stuff that are designed for women who are perfectly fit. It's not flattering in the least. I can't understand how these chubby girls can go out in public with their bellies hanging out just to show their navel piercings, don't they own a mirror?

 

[DougK62]

Originally posted by: PricklyPete

Originally posted by: PricklyPete

Originally posted by: DougK62
That doesn't sound like appropriate work attire. I'd report her.

If I did...she might corner me into my office knock me out with one of those unhampered mamaries.

What is really pathetic...is that would normally sound like a really good day at the office...just not with her...

LOL. In an ideal world I'd be all for reporting something like that, but in the real world I'd just ignore it to spare me some office politics headaches.

 

[Toasthead]

which always leads me to the question, WHY DO THEY MAKE SPANDEX IN ANY SIZE LARGER THAN MEDIUM. if you are an XXL, you dont need to be wearing spandex!

 

[PricklyPete]

Originally posted by: Adica
Ask her if she has a mirror at home. I don't think she looks into it if she does.

Good question...although she did start selling Mary Kay products a year or so ago. The day she started she came into the office and I thought we were being attacked by some Native Americans 1850 style. She really is a scary person.

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i feel ya.

i cannot stand to see chicks wearing belly shirts who have a freakin big belly!
i don't wanna see your fat rolls hanging out. :|

Todays fashions can be real cruel. It's not the older women who have to suffer, it's the younger girls who try to wear stuff that are designed for women who are perfectly fit. It's not flattering in the least. I can't understand how these chubby girls can go out in public with their bellies hanging out just to show their navel piercings, don't they own a mirror?

qft

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: Toasthead
which always leads me to the question, WHY DO THEY MAKE SPANDEX IN ANY SIZE LARGER THAN MEDIUM. if you are an XXL, you dont need to be wearing spandex!

bwahahaha...thats a good point...someone should write the company