Stop Stealing My Treats!

[Modeps]

Every year, my Boss' wife makes up Christmas treat plates for all of us at work. They're really fantastic... I look forward to them. Each person gets one containing the same items. For whatever reason, one guy has been coming into my office (shared my 2 other guys) and while he's talking, goes over to my plate, which still has the tin foil and my name on it, lifts the cover and steals some of my treats. Yes, he got the exact same plate sitting at his desk.

I think I'm going to play the "Special Caramel" game, in which I take a caramel treat, ram it down my pants, and then put it back. It will create much joy, because everytime he steals one, it very well may be the "special caramel".

Who am I kidding? I'm just gonna move my plate and get it out of his reach.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Is he fat? Most fat people like to eat candy. Steal some of his.

 

[maziwanka]

what an ass. lick the treats. that way he won't eat them anymore.

 

[Modeps]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Is he fat? Most fat people like to eat candy. Steal some of his.

Your statement made me laugh. 🙂

Actually he's quite thin.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: Modeps

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Is he fat? Most fat people like to eat candy. Steal some of his.

Your statement made me laugh. 🙂

Actually he's quite thin.

Ok. Just an assumption I guess. Candy makes you fat, and if you have your own plate, and steal from someone elses, I assume that you are really fat. Because fats steal alot.

 

[Modeps]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: Modeps

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Is he fat? Most fat people like to eat candy. Steal some of his.

Your statement made me laugh. 🙂

Actually he's quite thin.

Ok. Just an assumption I guess. Candy makes you fat, and if you have your own plate, and steal from someone elses, I assume that you are really fat. Because fats steal alot.

It's a completely reasonable assumption.

 

[Ogg]

😱

Ok, ok Ill stop man ....

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: Ogg
😱

Ok, ok Ill stop man ....

You know those treats are going straight to your thighs. I will slap you if you get fat.

 

[Modeps]

Originally posted by: Ogg
😱

Ok, ok Ill stop man ....

:laugh:

I think I may know what is causing this. Last Saturday, I hosted a Christmas party, at which our cold-cut platter wasnt really touched (people went for my tremendous baked ziti). So, being the nice fellow I am, I brought it into work with a bag of chips, potato salad and macaroni salad. He must just assume that seeing as I shared once, everything food related to me is fair game.

edit: WHAT THE FVCK. He ate all my white chocolate covered mini pretzels! :|

 

[remagavon]

Just ask him why he ate all of your white chocolate mini pretzels, in the most serious tone possible. I'm betting his face will explode.

ex.

Bob: "Steve, why did you eat all of my white chocolate covered mini pretzels? Did you already finish off yours?"

Steve: No Bob I *face explodes*

🙂

 

[MetalMat]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: Modeps

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Is he fat? Most fat people like to eat candy. Steal some of his.

Your statement made me laugh. 🙂

Actually he's quite thin.

Ok. Just an assumption I guess. Candy makes you fat, and if you have your own plate, and steal from someone elses, I assume that you are really fat. Because fats steal alot.

You got some kind of vendetta towards fat people?

 

[PanzerIV]

Walk over to this asshats desk and have a short, meaningless conversation. In the meantime shove as much of HIS candy down your gullet as possible. Leave with a big, chocolately grin on your face.

 

[batmang]

poisen ur plate and see how much longer this bastard steals.

i hate food stealers... they must rott!

 

[NFS4]

Each person gets one containing the same items. For whatever reason, one guy has been coming into my office (shared my 2 other guys) and while he's talking, goes over to my plate, which still has the tin foil and my name on it, lifts the cover and steals some of my treats. Yes, he got the exact same plate sitting at his desk.

What are you, a flippin' [slang word for female gentalia]??? Is the plate sitting on your desk? He's taking it right in front of you? Tell him to back the fvck up!

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: PanzerIV
Walk over to this asshats desk and have a short, meaningless conversation. In the meantime shove as much of HIS candy down your gullet as possible. Leave with a big, chocolately grin on your face.

ROFL :thumbsup:

 

[nwfsnake]

Give the guy a break! His wife will beat him sensless if he brings home his tray with ANY of the treats missing, so he is just practicing self-preservation!

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: MetalMat

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: Modeps

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Is he fat? Most fat people like to eat candy. Steal some of his.

Your statement made me laugh. 🙂

Actually he's quite thin.

Ok. Just an assumption I guess. Candy makes you fat, and if you have your own plate, and steal from someone elses, I assume that you are really fat. Because fats steal alot.

You got some kind of vendetta towards fat people?

Have you ever seen them at buffets? Come on! If your stomach is on your knees when you are sitting down, and you can hide children in the folds of fat on your back, don't eat at the buffet. Come on have some respect for yourself.

 

[MetalMat]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: MetalMat

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: Modeps

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Is he fat? Most fat people like to eat candy. Steal some of his.

Your statement made me laugh. 🙂

Actually he's quite thin.

Ok. Just an assumption I guess. Candy makes you fat, and if you have your own plate, and steal from someone elses, I assume that you are really fat. Because fats steal alot.

You got some kind of vendetta towards fat people?

Have you ever seen them at buffets? Come on! If your stomach is on your knees when you are sitting down, and you can hide children in the folds of fat on your back, don't eat at the buffet. Come on have some respect for yourself.

eh

I got alot of fat friends, plus I used to be fat so I lay off the fat teasing/jokes.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: MetalMat

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: MetalMat

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: Modeps

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Is he fat? Most fat people like to eat candy. Steal some of his.

Your statement made me laugh. 🙂

Actually he's quite thin.

Ok. Just an assumption I guess. Candy makes you fat, and if you have your own plate, and steal from someone elses, I assume that you are really fat. Because fats steal alot.

You got some kind of vendetta towards fat people?

Have you ever seen them at buffets? Come on! If your stomach is on your knees when you are sitting down, and you can hide children in the folds of fat on your back, don't eat at the buffet. Come on have some respect for yourself.

eh

I got alot of fat friends, plus I used to be fat so I lay off the fat teasing/jokes.

Used to be is the key word(s) there. I used to be fat as well. Congrats for changing your life.
🙂

 

[Juno]

Thank god, I don't eat candies.

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: Modeps

Originally posted by: Ogg
😱

Ok, ok Ill stop man ....

:laugh:

I think I may know what is causing this. Last Saturday, I hosted a Christmas party, at which our cold-cut platter wasnt really touched (people went for my tremendous baked ziti). So, being the nice fellow I am, I brought it into work with a bag of chips, potato salad and macaroni salad. He must just assume that seeing as I shared once, everything food related to me is fair game.

edit: WHAT THE FVCK. He ate all my white chocolate covered mini pretzels! :|

WHAT THE FVCK. Don't be such a pussy and tell him to go to hell and eat his own food :|

 

[skace]

Just smile and say, "Whats up man, did someone poison your candy? Your eating mine like you need it to survive"

 

[MetalMat]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: MetalMat

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: MetalMat

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: Modeps

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Is he fat? Most fat people like to eat candy. Steal some of his.

Your statement made me laugh. 🙂

Actually he's quite thin.

Ok. Just an assumption I guess. Candy makes you fat, and if you have your own plate, and steal from someone elses, I assume that you are really fat. Because fats steal alot.

You got some kind of vendetta towards fat people?

Have you ever seen them at buffets? Come on! If your stomach is on your knees when you are sitting down, and you can hide children in the folds of fat on your back, don't eat at the buffet. Come on have some respect for yourself.

eh

I got alot of fat friends, plus I used to be fat so I lay off the fat teasing/jokes.

Used to be is the key word(s) there. I used to be fat as well. Congrats for changing your life.
🙂

Awesome 🙂 , this ones for you :beer:

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: MetalMat

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: MetalMat

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: MetalMat

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: Modeps

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Is he fat? Most fat people like to eat candy. Steal some of his.

Your statement made me laugh. 🙂

Actually he's quite thin.

Ok. Just an assumption I guess. Candy makes you fat, and if you have your own plate, and steal from someone elses, I assume that you are really fat. Because fats steal alot.

You got some kind of vendetta towards fat people?

Have you ever seen them at buffets? Come on! If your stomach is on your knees when you are sitting down, and you can hide children in the folds of fat on your back, don't eat at the buffet. Come on have some respect for yourself.

eh

I got alot of fat friends, plus I used to be fat so I lay off the fat teasing/jokes.

Used to be is the key word(s) there. I used to be fat as well. Congrats for changing your life.
🙂

Awesome 🙂 , this ones for you :beer:

You poisoned that beer didn't you? 😉

 

[KingNothing]

I think in addition to the awards for most pwnage of the year, there should be an award for the most spineless reaction to a problem. There needs to be two categories though...problems involving a girl (Red wins that one) and problems not involving a girl (OP wins that one).