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After Brain Surgery Finds Nothing . . .
Keith Richards, who was reported 'Out of His Tree' last week, underwent emergency brain surgery.
There was no brain damage observed as a result of his fall, as most of the damage had already occured in
the previous 35 yearsof continuous drug abuse that would be consistant with the lifestyle of a Rock Star.
Surgeons were amazed to find that his little pickeled brain was, in fact, about the size and consistancy of a rasin.
It had been suspected for years that it had atrophied to the equivalent of a prune or an apricot,
as the CRT's depicted, but the surgeons found that there was basically nothing left of substance to be damaged.
Rock-On, Keith . . . Party Hardy.
Keith Richards, who was reported 'Out of His Tree' last week, underwent emergency brain surgery.
There was no brain damage observed as a result of his fall, as most of the damage had already occured in
the previous 35 yearsof continuous drug abuse that would be consistant with the lifestyle of a Rock Star.
Surgeons were amazed to find that his little pickeled brain was, in fact, about the size and consistancy of a rasin.
It had been suspected for years that it had atrophied to the equivalent of a prune or an apricot,
as the CRT's depicted, but the surgeons found that there was basically nothing left of substance to be damaged.
Rock-On, Keith . . . Party Hardy.
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